Fredrik: To my understanding this is what my son is trying to tell me. http://www.biffzongo.com
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Fredrik: This is based on real books, but I changed scouts to boy scouts. Sounded better that way. And the last title is made up. I have been interested in weird books for a long time. Listen to the description of the book Cockeye Kerrigan “Hard-knuckled pages blazing with biff and stingo. . .” When […]
Fredrik: This is not based on my real life. But a lot of people used to get beat up and robbed in my old hood just outside my window. It was noisy!
Fredrik: The invention of stone was clearly one of the best inventions of the Stone Age (together with stuff like fire, water and animals). But these are clearly four of the worst inventions.
Fredrik: I think it’s important to learn more about other cultures.
Fredrik: Do not try any of this stuff in your real life. You have been warned. I’m serious. You have to be an alien psychopath to get away with this kind of stuff.
Fredrik: Now before you accuse me for making fun of domestic violence, think of this. Maybe this nazi guy isn’t beating his white trash wife or children… He could be gay! And if he’s gay he is beating the living shit out of another guy, which of course is totally acceptable behaviour.
Fredrik: I have never done any of this stuff. But I hope this script has given you some new ideas. Please let me know.