PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Truckers Delight.

Have you ever found yourself driving down the highway, wondering to your self what it would be like to race around recklessly in a big rig? Or, how about getting passed by some dip-shit in an expensive red sports car who thinks they own the road?  Have you been given ” the finger” by someone?  I bet you wished you had an 18 wheeler to crush that person, didn’t you?  Well, today is your lucky day because for the cost of nothing , you can take on the hilarious roll of a pissed off trucker in the arcade racer ” Truckers Delight”. This free little game is both hilarious, rude and fun all at the same time! As you will see in my screen shots below the game is inspired by the old arcade style racing games of the past with a great retro look and feel to it. You will race to beat check points while chasing after a hot blond who gave you the finger.  There are some fun power up bonuses including  turbo, giant bulls horns and a funny “Tongue” power up  that you can use to…well… lick the cloths off big breasted women in passing cars? Yes, you read that right, yes it is funny, yes it is fun, and yes it is very juvenile.  So, obviously this game is not to be take seriously, just race around pick up power ups, crash into cars and well use your… tongue when you get the chance.  If you were ever into the arcade racers of the past and have a sense of humor you just can’t go wrong here for free. Check out my screens below and I will see you on the flip side for more FREE iOS games!

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