Hey, how’s it going! Lately, The Internet has had this massive erection for the drug-addled antics of one Charlie Sheen. Apparently, everyone remembered that he’s a remorseless drug addict, and he’s SO FRIGGIN’ FUNNY! I hope Charlie enjoys this additional 5 minutes of fame, before The Internet loses interest and moves on to the next meme.
IN CASE you haven’t guessed, the whole thing has put me in a crotchety, “I HATE THE INTERNET” mood! Couple that with a long standing theory I have had (and shared with the ‘Lil Woman’) that I have just finalized and am now ready to share, I bring you the newest installment in my world-famous series of charts, The Lifespan of the Average North American Woman, As Depicted On Facebook!