Your introduction should give the read an idea of what your subject is about. Unless your name is Bruce McGee, then your introduction should be a bunch of random shit. This exception to the rule was created as no one has a clue what the fuck he is talking about anyway. In fact a group of English professors are trying to get him sent on a rocket straight in to the sun. Okay the coast is clear lets do this Monday thing.

My life consists of trying to get everything I do worked in to a process or routine. I don’t fly by the seat of my pants much. I find that leads to much chaos and in my early years series injury. Even the most insane looking things can be made simple if you put in the work before hand. For me it applies to everything I do and when a piece of the process breaks down you have a couple options. One limp along and hope no one notices or just stop, figure out how it’s broken and fix it. Right there is the part the drives me absolutely bloody bonkers. I can deal with limping a long for only a short time before I have to taken the broken process and make it work right. That is the best way I know to keep the work I do consistent and top level. I see so many people who give up when it comes time to beat their head against a wall. I am never that smart, I will keep pounding my head against the wall until the bastard falls over. I refuse to to anything less and while it’s made the legend of my insanity grow rather large, I truly don’t care. Getting the job done, right and to the best of my abilities has always been priority one. You can’t do that limping along on bubble gum and bailing wire.

So we just got through an epic week of wrestling madness here on the site. I was blown away by the product the rest of the crew put together. I want to personally thank every last person who contributed to the week. You guys are awesome and even got me rolling in the wrestling nostalgia a little bit. On Saturday I finally sat down and watched the Rock’s return to the WWE. I have always loved the way the Rock cut promos and so it started me watching a bunch of his old ones on Youtube. My favorites have to be the Rock and Chris Jericho ripping Stephanie McMahon a new one during the alliance/invasion angle. Lord there were some gems in there and some of that shit is still just as mean and hilarious. Interestingly I also walked away from my viewing with a much greater respect for Stephanie. No on likes being torn apart like that and yet she played it off perfect. I will always hate that princess character and never saw the point of her involvement. Still I have to give her respect for being willing to go where they did with some of those promos. In case you have forgotten I will leave you with one line. Brutal bottom feeding trash bag ho. I also watched Rock versus Hogan at Wrestlemania X8 for about the millionth time. I am enough of a mark to tell you that match still gives me chills.

Dear god I just realized I haven’t turned my Xbox on in three days. I wonder if everyone thinks I am dead? I wasn’t really in a video game mood this weekend. Which means I played a lot of minecraft as that game is perfect for those mindless brain dead moments. I also broke out the N64( or something like it) and played a little No Mercy. If I had remembered soon enough I would of done the Wrestlemania simulation schtick. I can’t remember which web site it was, but someone always did a No Mercy simulation article for WWF/WWE PPV’s. Fun article to read and fun thing to do with that game. I might have to try that out for some PPV in the future. Now if you will excuse me a contractor needs to me remove a wall for him, where did I put that helmet.