No, we are NOT dead actually! Behold, another brand spanking new episode of Retropod! May your loins quiver with excitement and possibly excrement! Enjoy!
0:02:02 – And the show officially starts! Yes, epic music this time.
0:02:15 – What we’ve been playing! …not much.
0:02:34 – Game of the year series continued!
0:02:56 – Games that need sequels!
0:03:19 – And those that don’t!
0:03:38 – Sugar Ray Dodge is a nice guy.
0:03:53 – But I’m not!
0:03:57 – Pronunciation off!
0:04:42 – SNK Playmore…we can rebuild him!
0:05:09 – Square Enix bafflement!
0:05:30 – Axel Rose gets bum rushed!
0:05:45 – Stingy Japanese!
0:06:19 – Stupid sequel/prequel ideas!
0:06:34 – Quintet, R.I.P.
0:07:53 – THQ, AKI, and wrasslin’ videogame awesomeness!
0:10:06 – Remembering the Gameboy Color and Advance!
0:10:51 – Golden Sun is BORING!
0:12:27 – Fuck yeah, Chrono Trigger!
0:12:42 – Games we’d love to like, but can’t!
0:13:00 – Friends don’t let friends play The Bouncer!
0:13:31 – Ye olde Squaresoft cliche characters!
0:15:37 – Ico! Ehhh…
0:15:58 – Prince of Persia > Ico.
0:16:41 – Rygar! Ehhh…
0:17:19 – What’s harder than the Ghosts n Goblins series? NOTHING!!
0:18:58 – Obsession vs. Apathy!
0:19:45 – Achievements, the source of all evil!
0:20:41 – How ridiculous some achievements get!
0:21:45 – Alpha Protocol’s wicked awesome open story structure!
0:22:13 – Ahhhh, Chrono Cross…the game I can never finish.
0:23:00 – Vagrant Story! FUCK YEAH!!
0:24:24 – Legend of Mana! Ehh…
0:24:59 – Games that have gone on far longer than they needed to!
0:25:50 – The big 3!
0:26:11 – Jak 2! Uhhh…yeah…
0:26:42 – Fuck your goddamn Nuts n Bolts, Rare!
0:27:12 – Yeah, nothing’s as bad as Bayou Billy.
0:27:18 – We discuss the hardest games EVAR!!!
0:27:30 – I’m a ninja! I’m also very dead, over and over and over again!
0:28:15 – Ghosts n Goblins…the game for PUSSIES!! Okay, not really.
0:29:25 – Gran Turismo 3! Pfffft…
0:30:31 – Weird games!
0:30:46 – I would cancel my subscription to EGM, but I already had the sense not to have one in the first place.
0:31:12 – We try to make sense of Majora’s Mask…and fail!
0:32:57 – More Zelda randomness!
0:33:22 – Ocarina of Time vs. Twilight Princess!
0:34:39 – Suikoden!!
0:35:11 – Lego Star Wars!!
0:36:18 – Star Wars fail!
0:36:57 – More games we need more of! Also, whose line is it anyway?
0:37:20 – Sugar Ray Dodge eats a hat!
0:37:50 – Lunar Dragon Song! *Ominous music*
0:41:23 – Yeah, you really should.
0:41:53 – Fuck yeah, Grandia!
0:42:09 – Also fuck yeah, Radiata Stories!
0:42:12 – Diddy Kong Racing tambien!
0:42:24 – A good cure for bad blood is leeches!
0:42:53 – And the fanboys did gather and feast on the remains of Sugar Ray Dodge.
0:43:25 – And here comes the real reason I’m not a fan of Diddy Kong Racing.
0:43:35 – Hydro Thunder. HURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!1
0:43:56 – Donkey Kong Country! w00t! W00T, even!! (kudos if you know where that quote is from)
0:46:04 – Duck Hunt trick!
0:46:15 – Suikoden vs. Radiata Stories!
0:49:58 – Star Ocean…sucks?
0:53:07 – A Boy and His Blob…old and new!
0:54:14 – Behold! I have a list!
0:58:01 – Outro!
Adventures of Bayou Billy
Boy and His Blob
Breath of Fire 3
Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Crash Bandicoot series
Dark Cloud series
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Def Jam Fight for New York
Def Jam Vendetta
Die Hard Arcade/Dynamite Cop series
Diddy Kong Racing
Donkey Kong Country series
Donkey Kong Land series
Dragon Warrior/Quest series
Final Fantasy series
Fire Pro Wrestling
Front Mission 3
Ghosts n Goblins series
Golden sun series
Grand Theft Auto series
Gran Turismo 3 – A-Spec
Hydro Thunder Hurricane
Jak and Daxter series
Illusion of Gaia
Kingdom Hearts series
King of Fighters series
Legend of Mana
Lego Star Wars series
Mario Kart series
Mortal Kombat series
Ninja Gaiden series
Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time
Ratchet and Clank series
River City Ransom
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World – The Game
Secret of Mana
Seiken Densetsu 3
Sly Cooper series
Sonic the Hedgehog series
Star Ocean series
Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2 – Rogue Leader
Super Mario 64
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Super Mario RPG
Super Monkey Ball series
Tales of Destiny
Virtua Fighter series
WCW vs. NWO Revenge
Wild Arms series
WWF No Mercy
Kudos to G yet again for masterfully guessing the music on his first try. BUT NOT THIS TIME!! I’m confident of that. Probably! Anyway, here are you hints:
– It’s on the Super Nintendo.
– For an added twist, it’s one of the games mentioned.
– Though it may sound like it, it’s not an RPG.
– Yes, that is a pirate theme at the end, because the final boss is fought on a pirate ship.