Tonight, Smackdown hails from my city of birth, the mean streets of Edmonton. A place ravaged by gang warefare between Polar Bears and Steve. You know, Steve? Everyone knows Steve. He’s a tough dude. Saw him wear shorts in July once, in three feet of snow. There’s a statue of Jericho there too, inventor of […]
Posts Tagged ‘6 Million Dollar Man’
Smackdown 05/31/13
June 1st, 2013 
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May 25th, 2013 G Can I be frank for a minute? JT is seen in my preamble holding up a sign that says, “No, your name is ‘G’, brother, dude.” Fine. Look. On May 21st, Steve Wilhite, inventor of the GIF file format won The Life Time Achievement Webby Award on May 21 for giving the gift of the […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Abraham Washington, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Dollar Man, Dribble, Entrance Ramp, Extreme Rules, fallout, fandango, Figure Skating Leaps, File Format, Frisbees, GIF, Gif File, Good God, Grock, Hogan, Injustice, Internet Term, Inventor, James Storm, Jinder, Jt, Kobe Bryant., LA Kings, Life Time Achievement, Marshall McLuhan, meme, Mickie Rourke, Mork, NXT, outrage, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, Preamble, pronunciation, Rae, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, rape joke, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Spork, steve austin, Steve Wilhite, Strawberry Yogurt, The Gordian Knot, The Medium is the Message, twitter, Whe, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 05/24/13Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
March 16th, 2013 G Step 1: Steal a time machine Step 2: Go back to the 1980’s and find yourself a Pogoball Step 3: It’s hopping time, motherfuckers. Let’s do this shit.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, abomination, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ancient Cave, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cave Painting, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Last Monday, Maddox, Mickie Rourke, Mork, New Age Outlaws, Papal Decision, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Red Button, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, Step 3, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Tactical Armor, Team Omega, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, time machine, Utility Belts, White Smoke, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.Smackdown 03/08/13
March 9th, 2013 G Long week, and kind of a sad one. But no need to divulge in that crap, since Smackdown is on… and frankly, I’m tired and thereby, lazy. So grab some industrial sized springs, yeah those ones with the sharp ends. Jam them into the soles of your feet and proceed to turn them into your […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Arnez, Basket Ball, Bishoff, Blow Your Load, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Bwf, Calgary Alberta, Capac, Cardiac Arrest, Cesar Gracie, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Desi Arnez, Dirk Nowitzki, Dollar Man, Ectoplasm, fandango, Flo Rida, Frisbees, Grock, Haed, Hhh, Irish Immigrant, Jackie Gleason, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Johnny Gargano, Kane, Magic Eye, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Norton Antivirus, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Radio Transmitter, randall keith orton, Randy Marsh, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sad One, Slather, Soles Of Your Feet, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock Comments Off on Smackdown 03/08/13Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire Episode
February 15th, 2013 G Well, here we are. One more PPV to get through until the final stretch before WrassleMunia. Good times, good times. To be honest, the card looks pretty solid, and I expect Sunday will deliver a solid show. As for Smackdown, this probably will a whole bunch of clip packages and filler. Perhaps one or two […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, BCS Championship, blue hell, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, chris jericho, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Crimson Tide, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, Duane Eddy, fandango, Final Stretch, Fozzy, Frisbees, Grock, Heroic Behavior, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kanyon, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Nap Time, Orange Paint, Paul Heyman, Paul Wight, Play By Play, Ppv, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Sandbox, Screaming Bloody Murder, Second Watch, SmackDown, Snack Time, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tow Truck Driver, University of Alabama mugging, Voiceover, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, y2j Comments Off on Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire EpisodeSmackdown 02/08/13: This Card Looks “Turrible”
February 8th, 2013 G I’ve read the matches (non-spoiler version) ahead of time, and kill… me… now. This does not look good, people. There’s one or two on the card that look passable. But I must warn you, there will be much FFW content on this debacle. Unless you like immobile big guys that can’t really do anything in […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Bagpipe, Basket Ball, Big Guys, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Deany, debacle, derp, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Fat Bastard, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, Hornswoggle, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Jonathan Coachman, Kane, Live Studio Audience, Mickie Rourke, Mike Myers, Mork, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, ric flair, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Right Down The Line, Ryback, Scott Hall, Skipping Time, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Time Folks, Too many giant guys who can’t work and bore the living fuck out of G and I hope get future-endeavoured because we spell “Endeavour” with a “U” in Canada, Turban, wwe, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 02/08/13: This Card Looks “Turrible”
