Posts Tagged ‘Closed Captioning’

Smackdown 05/31/13

Tonight, Smackdown hails from my city of birth, the mean streets of Edmonton. A place ravaged by gang warefare between Polar Bears and Steve. You know, Steve? Everyone knows Steve. He’s a tough dude. Saw him wear shorts in July once, in three feet of snow. There’s a statue of Jericho there too, inventor of […]

Smackdown 05/24/13

Can I be frank for a minute? JT is seen in my preamble holding up a sign that says, “No, your name is ‘G’, brother, dude.” Fine. Look. On May 21st, Steve Wilhite, inventor of the GIF file format won The Life Time Achievement Webby Award on May 21 for giving the gift of the […]

Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away Show

Normally I end my intro blah’s with “hopping time” or some variation of such. Nope. Not so much this week. See, See? You killed him. Gravity wins again. It’s falling down time smarks, hit the link below. I get progressively angrier and jaded during this review. Maybe it’s just this week, maybe it’s not. The […]

Smackdown 05/10/13

Well, here we are again. Friday. Smackdown. Ratings are slumping for all things wrestling, as they tend to do in the summer time (Except TNA, of course, their ratings never change). Things like NHL and NBA playoffs don’t help either. But since it’s too late to watch any games, I certainly have the time to […]

Smackdown 04/19/13

YAY!!! Stuff goes here. Hopping time!

Smackdown 04/12/13

On RAW, the crowd made the difference for the show to be a winner, ultimately, which I suspect and hope will remain a tradition as the so-called “hardcore” smarks stick around for it. Will that many of them stick around for Smackdown? I’d like to think so… but this “thing” is still a new “thing.” […]

Smackdown 03/29/13

You would have thought that the WWE would have promoted the fact that the Rock was appearing on Smackdown tonight. Nope. They kind of forgot to do that. Yet they spoil other outcomes on the same program on their website. Weird. I mean it’s Smackdown, it’s not like we’re getting a surprise return or anything […]

Smackdown 03/22/13

Oh hey, Smackdown is on again. Do YOU know what that means? YES! I see. Hopping time, then.

Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.

Step 1: Steal a time machine Step 2: Go back to the 1980’s and find yourself a Pogoball Step 3: It’s hopping time, motherfuckers. Let’s do this shit.

Smackdown 03/08/13

Long week, and kind of a sad one. But no need to divulge in that crap, since Smackdown is on… and frankly, I’m tired and thereby, lazy. So grab some industrial sized springs, yeah those ones with the sharp ends. Jam them into the soles of your feet and proceed to turn them into your […]