Normally I end my intro blah’s with “hopping time” or some variation of such. Nope. Not so much this week. See, See? You killed him. Gravity wins again. It’s falling down time smarks, hit the link below. I get progressively angrier and jaded during this review. Maybe it’s just this week, maybe it’s not. The […]
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Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away Show
May 18th, 2013 
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Posted in Wrestling, WWE 
Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Beefaroni, Booker T, British Bulldog, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Wrestler, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Chef Boyardee, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Concussed, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disinterest, Dollar Man, Extreme Rules, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lucha Mask, Many Moons, Mark Henry, Meat Products, Mick Foley, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Occassionally, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Rivals, Ryback, Smarks, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Team Canada, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tv Segment, wwe, Ziggler 
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March 23rd, 2013 G Oh hey, Smackdown is on again. Do YOU know what that means? YES! I see. Hopping time, then.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro {C} vs. The Miz, Apparition, Basket Ball, beret, Bicker, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Career Goal, charles barkley, Chicken Alfredo, chris jericho, Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dolph Ziggler, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler, Kojak, Little Ghost, Man Servant, Man Tag, Mark Henry, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Mortals, Own Man, Pancake, Pasta Sauce, Paul Heyman, Personal Trainer, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Raw Deal Card Game, Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus Clay & Sweet T, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sheamus & Big Show vs. 3MB, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder vs. Mark Henry Comments Off on Smackdown 03/22/13Smackdown 09/07/12
September 7th, 2012 G We briefly see ADR and David Otunga (AAL) helping a neck-brace wearing Ricardo out of GM Booker T’s office. That’s right folks another law suit angle in professional Matlock… err…. L.A. Law… no that’s not it…. hmm…. Law and Order? Nah…. how about Kojak? Yeah, that’s the one. Savalas and shit. What’s up mother fucker? […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, Bad Lip Reading, Beth Phoenix, Biden, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Epico, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, Kharma, Kojak, Mark Henry, Mitt, Natalya, obama, Primo, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, Telly Savalas, The Big Show, The Great Khali, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 09/07/12Smackdown 08/31/12
August 31st, 2012 G Friday Night Smackdown hopping time! Shall we?
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, Anger Management, August 31, Beth Phoenix, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, daniel bryan, Epico, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, Kharma, Mark Henry, Natalya, Primo, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 08/31/12Smackdown 08/24/12
August 25th, 2012 G So, apparently I’m supposed to write some kind of intro paragraph for these things. A paragraph usually is constituted with a few sentences that correlate to an idea and supports the content within. Furthermore, including this sentence, I count three strings of words. Done. Let’s hop to it, shall we?
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, Beth Phoenix, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, daniel bryan, Epico, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jerry Nelson, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, Kharma, Mark Henry, Natalya, Primo, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 08/24/12Smackdown 08/17/12: A Better Go Home Show Than RAW
August 17th, 2012 G It’s Summerslam weekend (well, close enough). We’ll be running down the Summerslam card on BWF Radio this Sunday with some special guests. I’m announcing no one yet, because it’s going to be huge… and awesome. Tune in to boredwrestlingfan.com or wonderpodonline.com on Sunday to check it out with plenty of time before the PPV. Pretty […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, 8 bit, Al Creed, August 17, Beth Phoenix, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, daniel bryan, Epico, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, Kharma, Mark Henry, Natalya, Primo, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Sunnyvale, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, Trailer Park Boys, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 08/17/12: A Better Go Home Show Than RAWSmackdown 08/10/12Smackdown 08/10/12Smackdown 08/10/12
August 11th, 2012 G Oh, the hell with it. Joe better be careful on BWF Radio reading what I write tonight. Let’s see how many of these I give this week: Just hit the damn jump, Boba Haters.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, Arda Ocal, August 10, Beth Phoenix, Boba Fett doesn't give a fuck, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, Curiosity, daniel bryan, Epico, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, Kharma, Kobe Bryant versus Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Natalya, Olympics, piledriver, Primo, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, The Score, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom, zangief Comments Off on Smackdown 08/10/12Smackdown 08/10/12Smackdown 08/10/12Smackdown 07/27/12Smackdown 07/27/12Smackdown 07/27/12
July 28th, 2012 G Well, here we are… hot off the heels of the 1000th episode of RAW. How am I supposed to be excited for Smackdown? The reality is that I can’t get excited. I mean consider all the awesomeness we saw! Just one of many things you and I forgot happened on the 1000th episode of RAW. […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, angle, Beth Phoenix, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, daniel bryan, Epico, Funny or Die, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, July 27, Kharma, Mark Henry, Natalya, Primo, RAW 1000, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, the rock, Will Ferrel, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 07/27/12Smackdown 07/27/12Smackdown 07/27/12Smackdown 07/20/12Smackdown 07/20/12Smackdown 07/20/12
July 21st, 2012 G It seems the last couple of months have been building up to this Monday. Meanwhile back in Smackdown Land, I’m sure most viewers are going into this just waiting for RAW. It’s kind of a bit of a joke though, because after next week’s Monday does the three hour tour… they are going to be […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, Beth Phoenix, Brodus Clay, CM Punk, daniel bryan, Epico, Heath Slater, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, July 20, Kharma, Mark Henry, Natalya, No really Tout sucks my balls, Primo, RAW 1000th episode, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Slaters Gonna Slate, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, Tom Waits Tom Strikes, Tout sucks, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 07/20/12Smackdown 07/20/12Smackdown 07/20/12Smackdown 07/13/12: Go Away Show.Smackdown 07/13/12: Go Away Show.Smackdown 07/13/12: Go Away Show.
July 13th, 2012 G Yes, it’s the “Go Home” show for Money in the Bank this Sunday on PPV. And the whole damn product revolves around one thing… not the laptop, nor the Smackdown GM getting his Christmas Wish granted with the ability to speak (even though he was over in December…. shh! We are supposed to forget that!). […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, Anderson Silva, Assassin's Creed, Beth Phoenix, Brodus Clay, Calgary Stampede, Chael Sonnen, CM Punk, daniel bryan, Epico, Hornswoggle, Hornswoggle is the anonymous RAW GM, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Laurinaitis, July 13, Kharma, Lance Storm, Mark Henry, myspace, Natalya, Primo, Retardness, Santino Marella, See No Evil, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Long, The Big Show, The Great Khali, The WWE has jumped the shark, Three foot penis, tom, World Heavyweight Champion, your mom Comments Off on Smackdown 07/13/12: Go Away Show.Smackdown 07/13/12: Go Away Show.Smackdown 07/13/12: Go Away Show.
