Well, after two odd weeks of Smackdown reviews due to watching my city flood and then attempting a mad scramble to secure a place to live amidst a throng of displaced Calgarians attempting to do the same, I guess I’m back. Am I better than ever? Not if my name is Eric and I help […]
Posts Tagged ‘Randy Orton’
Smackdown 07/05/13
July 6th, 2013 
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Posted in Wrestling, WWE 
Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Aces And Eights, ADR, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cheap Heat, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, del rio, Dollar Man, Dribble, Entrance Ramp, fandango, Fishing Industry, Fourth Of July, Frisbees, Grock, James Storm, Jinder, Lieutenant Dan, Mad Scramble, magma, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Odd Weeks, Play By Play, Ppv, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Something Fishy, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Submariner, Throng, Tom Cruise, Wheel Chair, WWE SmackDown 
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June 21st, 2013 G Whelp, this will be a little different than normal. I’m whipping through Smackdown since Calgary will be going through rolling power outages tonight (or so the police scanner says), to deal with the massive flooding in this city. And let’s be honest here, there is no way Smackdown is topping either Payback or RAW which […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Allegations, Basket Ball, Birthday Boy, blah-blah, Brogue, Calgary, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Chris Bosh, Closed Captioning, Cody Rhodes, Cold Beer, daniel bryan, Day Job, del rio, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, good guys, Grock, Hardcore Porn, Injury Angle, Interjections, James Storm, Jenna Jameson, Jinder, Last Christmas, Massive Flooding, match, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Neighbour, Niagra Falls, paranoia, pawn, Police Scanner, Power Outages, Public Transit, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ringside, Sandow, Santa Claus, Segments, seriousness, Shitty, Shred, Spork, steve austin, Stinger, Storage Unit, Strawberry Yogurt, Voice Mail, Wednesday Evening, wwe, Yyy, Zombie Comments Off on Smackdown 06/21/13Smackdown 06/14/13: Go Away Show
June 15th, 2013 G Chris Bosh knows it’s hopping time! DO IT NOW!
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Advertizement, Ambrose, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cheap Shots, Chris Bosh, Closed Captioning, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, E3, fandango, Fangirls, Frisbees, Goats, Grock, Hogan, Infighting, James Storm, Jinder, Kane Kane, Lunch Money, Mickie Rourke, Mork, paranoia, Payback, Play By Play, Preconceived Notions, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Screams, Snakes, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Wrestlers, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 06/14/13: Go Away ShowSmackdown 06/07/13: BWF Anniversary Edition
June 7th, 2013 G I wonder why I started my review off with this particular animated gif? Perhaps the answer will be on BWF Radio this Sunday. It’s the fifth anniversary of the website. What will happen tonight on Smackdown? Who will die? Who will live? What mysteries will be solved? The answer to all questions is “plums.” And […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Animated Gif, Apologies, Arre, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Crowd Chants, Cue Card, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Fifth Anniversary, Frisbees, Goat, Grock, Hallmark Card, Heyman, Hogan, Holla, Hurdles, James Storm, Jinder, Kane, Mickie Rourke, Mork, mysteries, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Robot, segment, sentiment, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Trojan Comments Off on Smackdown 06/07/13: BWF Anniversary EditionSmackdown 05/31/13
June 1st, 2013 G Tonight, Smackdown hails from my city of birth, the mean streets of Edmonton. A place ravaged by gang warefare between Polar Bears and Steve. You know, Steve? Everyone knows Steve. He’s a tough dude. Saw him wear shorts in July once, in three feet of snow. There’s a statue of Jericho there too, inventor of […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Aboot, Assau, Basket Ball, Beaver Dam, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Shield, Canadian Voice, Canadian Whiskey, Cardiac Arrest, Chokeslam, Closed Captioning, Dollar Man, Entire Match, fandango, Free Health Care, Frisbees, Gang Warefare, Grock, James Storm, Jinder, Kingston Ontario, Lake Ontario, Maple Syrup, Mean Streets, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Ontario Team, Overtime Winner, Polar Bears, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Team Canada, Whiskey Shots, Wrestling Gear Comments Off on Smackdown 05/31/13Smackdown 05/24/13
May 25th, 2013 G Can I be frank for a minute? JT is seen in my preamble holding up a sign that says, “No, your name is ‘G’, brother, dude.” Fine. Look. On May 21st, Steve Wilhite, inventor of the GIF file format won The Life Time Achievement Webby Award on May 21 for giving the gift of the […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Abraham Washington, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Dollar Man, Dribble, Entrance Ramp, Extreme Rules, fallout, fandango, Figure Skating Leaps, File Format, Frisbees, GIF, Gif File, Good God, Grock, Hogan, Injustice, Internet Term, Inventor, James Storm, Jinder, Jt, Kobe Bryant., LA Kings, Life Time Achievement, Marshall McLuhan, meme, Mickie Rourke, Mork, NXT, outrage, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, Preamble, pronunciation, Rae, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, rape joke, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Spork, steve austin, Steve Wilhite, Strawberry Yogurt, The Gordian Knot, The Medium is the Message, twitter, Whe, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 05/24/13Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away Show
May 18th, 2013 G Normally I end my intro blah’s with “hopping time” or some variation of such. Nope. Not so much this week. See, See? You killed him. Gravity wins again. It’s falling down time smarks, hit the link below. I get progressively angrier and jaded during this review. Maybe it’s just this week, maybe it’s not. The […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Beefaroni, Booker T, British Bulldog, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Wrestler, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Chef Boyardee, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Concussed, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disinterest, Dollar Man, Extreme Rules, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lucha Mask, Many Moons, Mark Henry, Meat Products, Mick Foley, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Occassionally, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Rivals, Ryback, Smarks, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Team Canada, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tv Segment, wwe, Ziggler Comments Off on Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away ShowSmackdown 04/19/13
April 20th, 2013 G YAY!!! Stuff goes here. Hopping time!
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, assholes, Basket Ball, Booker T, Boston Bombings, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, Dancing Girl, daniel bryan, del rio, Dingo, Dollar Man, Downfall, Dribble, Fake Fight, fandango, Frisbees, Grand Entrance, Grock, Healthy Diet, Hogan, Holy Shit, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lilian Garcia, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Music Hits, Paul Heyman, Peaceful Life, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sexual Harassment Charges, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Those Guy Comments Off on Smackdown 04/19/13Smackdown 03/22/13
March 23rd, 2013 G Oh hey, Smackdown is on again. Do YOU know what that means? YES! I see. Hopping time, then.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro {C} vs. The Miz, Apparition, Basket Ball, beret, Bicker, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Career Goal, charles barkley, Chicken Alfredo, chris jericho, Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dolph Ziggler, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler, Kojak, Little Ghost, Man Servant, Man Tag, Mark Henry, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Mortals, Own Man, Pancake, Pasta Sauce, Paul Heyman, Personal Trainer, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Raw Deal Card Game, Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus Clay & Sweet T, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sheamus & Big Show vs. 3MB, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder vs. Mark Henry Comments Off on Smackdown 03/22/13Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
March 16th, 2013 G Step 1: Steal a time machine Step 2: Go back to the 1980’s and find yourself a Pogoball Step 3: It’s hopping time, motherfuckers. Let’s do this shit.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, abomination, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ancient Cave, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cave Painting, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Last Monday, Maddox, Mickie Rourke, Mork, New Age Outlaws, Papal Decision, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Red Button, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, Step 3, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Tactical Armor, Team Omega, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, time machine, Utility Belts, White Smoke, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
