OH NO! THE ROYAL RUMBLE WAS PREDICTABLE!!?!? THE FUCK?!?!? IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE WWE HAS BEEN BUILDING UP STORIES FOR OVER A YEAR?!?!?!? Seriously, if you can’t accept the outcome, I have to call you out as not having watched wrestling during the Hogan/Macho Man Rock and Roll Wrestling era of the WWF. Just […]
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Smackdown 02/01/13: For the IWC That Didn’t Commit Suicide On Sunday
February 2nd, 2013 
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Posted in Wrestling, WWE 
Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brick Layer, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dribble, Empire State, fandango, Frisbees, Frodo, Grock, Hi 5, Hogan, Iwc, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, Job Interview, john cena, Kane, Macho Man, Maltby, Man Rock, Mickie Rourke, Mordor, Mork, Oilers, outrage, Play By Play, Rake, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rock And Roll, Royal Rumble, Ryback, Sal Herman, Sponge, Spork, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Turban, vince russo, Wtf, wwe 
Comments Off on Smackdown 02/01/13: For the IWC That Didn’t Commit Suicide On SundaySmackdown 01/25/13: Dat Rumble Go Away Show
January 25th, 2013 G No need for some long drawn out intro to this review. This Sunday is the Royal Rumble, and everything of significance is well established. This episode should serve to do little else to maintain a holding pattern and replay all the build from previous episodes of RAW. But, hey, you never know. I might be […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Anger Management, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, El Generico, Eyebrows, fandango, Forehead, Frisbees, Georges Laraque, Goofs, Grock, Hornswoggle, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Macdonald, Management College, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Natalya, Play By Play, Poor Man, Promos, randall keith orton, Randy Orto, Randy Orton, Raw Deal, Raw Deal Card Game, Replay, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Royal Rumble, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Talent Agency, Venereal Diseases, Wade Barrett, Waxing Comments Off on Smackdown 01/25/13: Dat Rumble Go Away ShowSmackdown 01/18/12
January 18th, 2013 G Did you buy the replay? Yes? Why? This shit’s free. Now armed with a functional PVR, I can resume my normal routine watching while I review without stumbling around looking for the streams. Don’t cross the streams. If you slip, you might get wet. Why would you try and anger water flowing, anyways? You’re just […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, AJ Styles, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Best Buddies, Biggie Smalls, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Champi, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Dollar Man, fandango, Free Style, Frisbees, Grand Theft Auto, Great Friends, Grock, Hoodie, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Mariachi Band, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Own Car, Play By Play, Pvr, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, SmackDown, Space Age, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, t cross, Time Folks, White Suit, Winning The Title, Worlds Tallest Midget Comments Off on Smackdown 01/18/12Smackdown 1/11/13: WWE Once Again Spoils Their Own Show
January 12th, 2013 G What could happen on Smackdown tonight? Best to keep everyone in the dark, right? I mean, god forbit the outcome of a title match would be leaked on the dirt sheets, let alone on the WWE.com website itself. Seriously, right? That would be completely self-defeating and retarded. So clearly Alberto Del Rio didn’t win the […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Burlap Sack, Calgary Alberta, Champion Show, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Conspiracy, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disbelief, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, GM, Goldman, Grock, Irish Heroes, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jimbo, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Load Time, Lock And Load, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Play By Play, Rake, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Rash, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Spoils, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Team Alpha, Time Boys, Turban, wrasslin’, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 1/11/13: WWE Once Again Spoils Their Own ShowSmackdown 01/04/13
January 4th, 2013 G The Muppets episode in which Chewie is granted the powers of invisibility. What could it mean? Why is Chewie even here? How could this be the first Smackdown of 2013? Is there a monkey behind me eating alphabet soup? What is his motive? All this and so much more! Join me, shall you, on this […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: Adam Sandler, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Alphabet Soup, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, click, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, Epico, fandango, fella, Frisbees, going straight to hell… straight to fucking hell for this one, gordon freeman, great khali, Hornswoggle, Inferno Match, Invisibility, James Storm, January 4, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Morgan Freeman, Muppets, Natalya, Pogo Stick, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, saint peter, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Turban, Wade Barrett Comments Off on Smackdown 01/04/13Smackdown 12/18/12: Live, Commercial Free, Not in Canada. Dicks.
December 18th, 2012 G So the WWE thought it would be funny to make me work on a Tuesday. Bastards. Ha ha ha. You happy now, Vince? Jerk. Anyways, the last time we did this Halo 4 came out and a new president was elected. Something tells me that won’t happen tonight. But what did happen TODAY was that […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, ADR, AJ, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, bastards, Big E, Booker T, Bow Ties, Brodus Clay, Bwf, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Chris Cooley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, dicks, Dollar Man, Dribble, Drinking Beer, fandango, Friday September 4, Frisbees, Gm Job, Halo 4, Herpes, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Last Sunday, New President, Night of Champions, Oilers, Other Crap, Play By Play, Podbean, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Sky Tv, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Stupidity, super-soaker filled with motor oil, TLC, Tommy Dreamer, Turban, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 12/18/12: Live, Commercial Free, Not in Canada. Dicks.Smackdown 12/14/12
December 15th, 2012 G Fucked up news week. Toronto monkey in a suit, Manny KO’d and lifeless for minutes, Bieber murder/castration plot, Syria, Egypt, Prank call gone horribly wrong… and sadly the mass shootings in an elementary school. 🙁 I’m kind of dejected to say the least (and battling a headcold from last week, still). Maybe some Smackdown can […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cesaro, charles barkley, Cheap Shots, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Contact Clause, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dot Dot Dot, Dribble, fandango, Friday September 4, Frisbees, Gimme Gimme, Headcold, Index Fingers, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Josh One, Kane, Knock Out Punch, Little Bitch, Mass Shootings, Mathews, News Week, Night of Champions, Oilers, Pinky, Play By Play, Point Truth, Question Mark, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Sandow, Shit Eating Grin, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Turban, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 12/14/12Smackdown 12/07/12
December 7th, 2012 G In honor of ThatDamnCC, this entire review will consist of one giant Youtube link to the RAW is War theme song. “Dribbel” for all! Well, maybe not so much. Our resident Kiwi is as bitter as I that the NHL can’t resolve this damn fucking lockout, he’s resumed to hating on Gretzky and denying Hull’s […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Booker T, Brodus Clay, charles barkley, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Friday September 4, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Night of Champions, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, super-soaker filled with motor oil Comments Off on Smackdown 12/07/12Smackdown 11/30/12: I Liked This Episode. Yes, I Did.
December 1st, 2012 G Hopping time, you ready? Read between the lines.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Booker T, Brodus Clay, charles barkley, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Friday September 4, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Night of Champions, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, super-soaker filled with motor oil Comments Off on Smackdown 11/30/12: I Liked This Episode. Yes, I Did.Smackdown 11/23/12
November 24th, 2012 G Ahh… Black Friday Night Smackdown. There will be a ton of people not watching, even some that normally would. All six of them. So that just leaves me, the sole viewer of this program to review it for them. Yep.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 2012, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Booker T, Brodus Clay, charles barkley, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Friday September 4, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Night of Champions, November 23, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, super-soaker filled with motor oil Comments Off on Smackdown 11/23/12
