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Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
March 16th, 2013 
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Comments Off on Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.Broken Pencils Episode 3
March 12th, 2013 G Back for another round! Published on Mar 11, 2013 Broken Pencils is secretly recorded audio of meetings held between members of WWE’s Creative Writing Staff. In this episode the team discuss Jack Swagger’s main event credentials with John Laurinitis, hear a harrowing tale of their leader’s previous life as an intern and get drunk…well one […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: Ahern, Alice, Allison, Arrington, Bad News, Card Subject, Colm, Creative Commons, Creative Writing, Credentials, Jack Swagger, John Laurinaitis, John Ross, main event, Meat, Music Credits, Myskin, parody, Pencils, Previous Life, Radio Play, Swagger, Theme Music, wwe, Youtube Comments Off on Broken Pencils Episode 3Raw is Pre Wrestlemania-3-26-12Raw is Pre Wrestlemania-3-26-12Raw is Pre Wrestlemania-3-26-12
March 26th, 2012 G The following appears courtesy of Justin Ruff whose work also appears here, Bored Wrestling Fan, and Ruff’s Ramblings. There are fewer bigger nights than this. Wrestlemania is the event that all events are measured by. This is the WWE’s second-to-last chance to get us to want to buy Wrestlemania. Click here to read Good Ol’ […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: Bad Haircut, Beatdown, Beth Phoenix, Captain David, Cody Rhodes, daniel bryan, Flag Bearer, gimmick, great khali, Hornswoggle, Jobbers, Johnny Ace, Kelly Kelly, Lions Club, Marella, Mark Henry, Swagger, Tag Team Champs, Team Captain, Wrestlemania Comments Off on Raw is Pre Wrestlemania-3-26-12Raw is Pre Wrestlemania-3-26-12Raw is Pre Wrestlemania-3-26-12
Smackdown 02/22/13: Wednesday Drivers!
Obviously with Jack Swagger getting a DUI for smoking marijuana and driving erratically on Wednesday, the impact of said offense will not be reflected on tonight’s Smackdown. It will, however, leave one to speculate on whether this is the last time we see Jack Swagger and Zeb… potentially ever. So let’s all put on our […]