Wow, it’s Thursday already… And like a ritual of shame, pain and self-abuse, I will be reviewing the outlandish lack of action that is Total Nonstop Apologies. This week I hear that they installed a convex glass dome over the entire ring (now with 3 sides), and sealed 7 men inside in what had been […]
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iMPACT 04/07/11
April 7th, 2011 
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April 1st, 2011 G Here we are folks, in the build up and hype of WrestleMania (and a Celebration of Professional Wrestling, for that matter), it’s easy to forget that other promotion, Total Nonstop Apathy. But it is still on, believe it or not! You’ve got to wonder how TNA will attempt to compete tonight, or if they’ll just […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: 2011, Abyss, Anderson, angelina love, angle, bamar, barkley, Beautiful People, Beer Money, Bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, Dudley, Flair, Foley, Fortune, hardy, hea-hervy-hurra furblitzing the gabagobula, Heavy Burtation, Hogan, Immortal, Impact, jarrett, Knockouts, logic fail, Paul Pfeiffer, Ppv, Rvd, style, t.n.a., Tara, The Wonder Years, TNA, Velvet Sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom Comments Off on iMPACT: 03/31/11 – Wayne Arnold.iMPACT 03/24/11: TNA versus Homefront
March 24th, 2011 G Here we are tape-to-air for another installment of TNA iMPACT. Will Jeff Hardy appear tonight? Hell, no. But it gets sillier folks, they are apparently planning on bringing him back later as a babyface. While many people questioned him turning him initially, now people are collectively face palming questioning why he is even employed. But […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: babyface, eye candy, first person shooter, footage, Hogan, Home, HomeFront, jeff hardy, multiplayer modes, Okato, position, Professional Wrestling, Rvd, shooter games, shooter world, shot, spot, TNA, tna impact, way 2 Comments »iMPACT 03/17/11: St. PatMan’s Day
March 17th, 2011 G Coming hot off the heels as possibly the worst PPV of all time, TNA has some problems to deal with. First, Jeff Hardy screwed up again, showing up likely high as a kite and Sting refused to work with him. Second, they gave us a non-finish for the number one contender’s match between Mr. Anderson […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: AJ Styles, angle, bookers, eric bischoff, false pretenses, high as a kite, hockey, internet guy, jeff hardy, juice master, Okato, PatMan, police, Pope, Rvd, show, street, television, TNA Comments Off on iMPACT 03/17/11: St. PatMan’s DayiMPACT: 03/10/11
March 10th, 2011 G Last week TNA shot their proverbial load all over my television screen like they’d been free-basing Charlie Sheen all night. What will they have in store for us this week? Did they actually have anything planned for the show other than the Jersey Shore’s Angelina having a match? Do they even remember they have a […]
Posted in General, Impact Wrestling, Wrestling Tags: asshole, charles barkley, Charlie Sheen, Chris Bosh, episode, Hogan, honkey, hulk hogan, jeff hardy, Pope, puns, rematch, Rvd, show, tag, tag team partner, television screen, three headed monster, TNA, way 1 Comment »iMPACT 02/17/11: Nut-shots for everyone!
February 17th, 2011 G It’s been an intense week in the world of wrestling. It seems pretty unlikely that TNA will be able to come close to topping The Rock’s return to the WWE, but they are coming off the heels of the Turning Point PPV that aired on Sunday. It was an interesting show (I think that’s a […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: angelic diablo, asshole, crew, Cube, entering the arena, internet guy, introductory paragraph, jeff hardy, juice box, nature boy, Ppv, Practice, reason, ric flair, Rvd, show, spike tv, survivor man, TNA, want Comments Off on iMPACT 02/17/11: Nut-shots for everyone!iMPACT: 02/10/11
February 10th, 2011 G Are you ready for some TNA insanity? Lord knows I’m not, but I never am. Recently we saw a long built storyline around reviving the Main Event Mafia shattered by the WWE resigning both Booker T and Kevin Nash… as a result the second coming of “they” was swerved to be Fortune, plus Scott Steiner, […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: face, green bay packers, happy sunday, Hernandez, internet guy, jeff hardy, karen angle, Kevin Nash, kind, Kurt Angle, Main, natural physique, Rvd, score, scott steiner, show, time, TNA, Tonight, vince russo 2 Comments »iMPACT: 01/20/11
January 20th, 2011 G Holy crap I am tired… barely slept last night, and now I am going to watch some iMPACT. This is probably the best mindset to hit good ol’ Crash TV in… let’s see what the little promotion that couldn’t served up for us tonight! The only thing I’m privy to remembering is that Karen Angle-Jarrett […]
Posted in Wrestling Tags: bro, couple, credit, dirty laundry, door, entrance music, holy crap, Impact Zone, jeff jarrett, Kaz, music force, person, police escort, Rvd, segment, skeleton in your closet, soap opera, time, TNA, Velvet Sky 5 Comments »iMPACT: January 13, 2011.
January 13th, 2011 G G’s going big time! Yup, now you can suffer through this TNA review through 3 websites (yeah, I’ll plug myself). Thanks to the wonderful world of iMPACT, I return to describe what I am seeing on my television and what I’m thinking about as it happens…. Tonight is the fallout from Genesis on Sunday. Pretty […]
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