Poor, poor PatMan. He is ever so lonely today on Valentines day. But wait, what is THIS? Not only a FREE iOS game, but also a virtual girlfriend to take with me, where ever I go? Even on the can? Even if I fart? Hot dam! For today only (which is probably a good thing) My Virtual Girlfriend is FREE […]
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PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. My Virtual Girlfriend.
February 14th, 2013 
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Tags: 3ds, gaming, get a life, ios, PatMan, Valentines girls XXX, Virtual girlfrined, Virtual sex, Wonderpod, worst iPhone game, XXX iOS, your mom 
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PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Angry Birds Rio
January 17th, 2013 PatMan Everyone loves those Angry Birds, right? Wait… say what? You have never played an Angry Birds game on iOS? Wow,what the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, its one of the biggest franchise on all mobile gaming platforms ever. Don’t worry, you can redeem your self by downloading Angry Birds Rio right now for the cost of absolutely nothing . That […]
Posted in iPhone, PatMan Picks, PatMan Plays, Video Games Tags: angry birds XXX, best free iOS games, free Angry Birds, gaming, microsoft, Nintendo, PatMan, XXX iOS, your mom Comments Off on PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Angry Birds RioSteamed! – Gothic Universe Edition
January 10th, 2013 gunsage Gothic Universe Edition Current selling price: $9.99 Same thing applies here…I just wanted to talk about the original Gothic. Gothic is…a very mixed bag. Made from the creators of more recent titles such as Arcania and the Risen series, Gothic is a tale about a prisoner thrown into a magical barrier prison on a mission […]
Steamed! – Dungeon Siege Complete
January 9th, 2013 gunsage Dungeon Siege Complete Current selling price: $17.99 Really I just wanted to highlight the original Dungeon Siege, but hey, the others are cool too. I initially got into DS because of DS2, but I still think the original is my favorite. Why? Because it has a remarkably simple concept that it continuously builds on in […]
Steamed! – ClaDun X2
January 8th, 2013 gunsage ClaDun X2 Current selling price: $11.99 Honestly, this is the only one I feel is overpriced and I’ll explain why right off the bat. Yes, it is Nippon Ichi, but it is very, VERY basic. Maybe that’s a good selling point for some people, but I feel it’s still overpriced all the same. ClaDun X2 […]
Steamed! – BIT.TRIP BEAT
January 7th, 2013 gunsage BIT.TRIP BEAT Current selling price: $4.99 I’ve described this game as Pong on crack. The worst thing about this game is I can’t really say much more about it other than…well, what I just said. It’s simple, yet it really isn’t. Even the trailers don’t do it justice, honestly. Basically it is Pong, but there […]
PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Asphalt 7
December 10th, 2012 PatMan Another fun racing game has gone “free for a limited time” on iOS. This time it is a visually impressive arcade style racer by the name of Asphalt 7 Heat. If you have played the other games in this series you know exactly what to expect. While there is nothing revolutionary to play here it […]
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November 28th, 2012 gunsage A.R.E.S. – Extinction Agenda Current selling price: $9.99 A.R.E.S., in my opinion, is best described as Metroid, but feels more like Contra, and has RPG elements. Basically you’re a robot for mankind fighting evil robots against mankind. Yeah, the story gets a little more complicated than that, but really that’s all you need to know. […]
Steamed! – Depths of Peril
November 26th, 2012 gunsage Depths of Peril Current selling price: $14.99 So imagine if the original Diablo was both competitive and timed. That’s Depths of Peril. Granted, saying that alone doesn’t do it justice, but that’s what it is per face value. You represent a leader of a barbarian clan and, throughout the course of a single game, will […]
Better Late Than Never: Torchlight 2 (Impressions)
November 20th, 2012 Bruce McGee Welcome to the Better Late Then Never series. Basically it will be me looking at games that I have missed or put off long after release. While it may be old news is old to some, there is value in bringing up good games that I just got around to playing. Never know there might […]
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