General Overview I’ve been wanting to review this one for a while, but never felt like I had enough content to do so. I’ve beaten the game…and I still feel this way. If anything, this speaks volumes about the magnitude of ridiculous content stuffed into this package. If you enjoyed anything at all about the […]
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Steamed! – The Binding of Isaac
October 31st, 2012 
gunsage The Binding of Isaac Current selling price: $4.99 Initially I wasn’t sure what to think about this one. Now…well, I’m not sure what to say. As a game, it’s really damn good. It’s a Zelda-esque rogue-like that has all kinds of fantastic elements and a steep ass difficulty. However, it’s also incredibly fucking disturbing and […]
PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Mindless Dungeon Crawl
October 30th, 2012 PatMan When it comes to classic old school dungeon crawlers ,PC gamers have been spoiled as of late with games like Diabo III. And to be honest, I gave the demo code a good run for its money when the game came out. Turns out it just didn’t stick for me like the original one did all those years ago. Maybe I have […]
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Comments Off on PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Mindless Dungeon CrawlSteamed! – American Mensa Academy
October 30th, 2012 gunsage Hey everybody, it’s Gun Sage. I saw the different iPhone quick posts Pat was making and decided I would try something a bit new. On my site I have something I’ve been calling “Steam Roundup,” where I’ll take 5 games and do separate mini-reviews for them. Well, I thought I would start carting that here, […]
PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Super Bit Bash
October 28th, 2012 PatMan Another lazy Sunday. While your sitting on the sofa watching sports today why not download another free iOS title? You need something to do during those annoyingly repetitive commercials and I have just the thing for you. Today, Super Bit Bash goes free , well “For a limited time”. As always that means it can go back up in price at any time and […]
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PatMan Plays. He-Man:The Most Powerful Game in the Universe ( iOS)
October 26th, 2012 PatMan I have the power! And so can you, for under 1 dollar on your iPhone. It has been a long time since I bought something from the Master Of The Universe collection. Hell, a VERY long time. But once I was a kid of the 80’s who loved everything about He-Man. The cartoon , the […]
PatMan Picks Free iPhone games. Square Planet
October 18th, 2012 PatMan What is this? Not one but two FREE iOS games today that are worth a download? While you are busy streaking for free today make sure to take some time and download Square Planet, you wont regret it. Its a very nice looking 3D polygonal platform game that plays in the style of a 2D one. Its bright, colorful, controls […]
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PatMan Picks Free iPhone games. Streaker Run
October 18th, 2012 PatMan Another week, another endless runner or Temple Run clone. Seems like these clone games keep on coming out ,pardon the pun, endlessly. Many of these games are pretty crappy to be honest but Streaker Run actually manages to be both fun and humorous at the same time. Sure it is the same song and dance as all the other endless […]
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October 17th, 2012 PatMan Remember playing the highly controversial game “Carmageddon”? No? Well, maybe that is because it is a game that got banned in many countries days after it was released. While it is an old game that may not seem that controversial by recent video game standards, it is still a hell of a lot of fun to play. […]
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October 10th, 2012 PatMan OK so I grew up watching He-Man and the Master of the Universe. I loved the cartoon, even if it was kind of cheesy. I had, no, I still have many of the action figures and toys today. All put away, all waiting for a certain little mini PatMan to discover in the years to come. He-Man […]
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