Hey dudes. This comic is about something that’s been in the back of my mind for at least a couple of years, and it barges its way to the forefront every dang Christmas. I have never, ever understood some people’s distaste for the pleasantry “Happy Holidays.” It seems completely irrational to me, and whenever someone tries to explain their stance, they come off as a closeted racist, no matter how many times they say “I’m not a racist” (Tip: using this statement to qualify any opinion will automatically make people think you are, in fact, a racist). Drink some dang Egg Nog and leave other people alone!