Hi I am Ted Totaled and I am here to talk to you about used socks. That’s right I use to be broke and without a clue, until I stumbled on to this lucrative business. Basically what you do is come into one of my stores with your old worn out socks and will give […]
Archive for the ‘Not Tycho News’ Category
I Do Still Work Here!
Slammed with work and stressed out. Welcome to the life you sorry son of a bitch. I have no issue with what I have on my plate, but the level of stress I am enduring makes writing impossible. Which makes me a little on the angry side. Still I got to give you something so […]
Battlefield Play4Free
So if you haven’t heard of Battlefield Play4Free, well here have a trailer. The game is in open beta currently and doesn’t look to shabby. I suspect like a lot of play for free games there are going to be challenges to actually playing for free. Still the trailer is worth a watch and I […]
Break The Walls Down
Your introduction should give the read an idea of what your subject is about. Unless your name is Bruce McGee, then your introduction should be a bunch of random shit. This exception to the rule was created as no one has a clue what the fuck he is talking about anyway. In fact a group […]
Oh Yeah (WWE All Stars)
In honor of our week of wrestling goodness, I am going to be lazy. By putting a video up this morning instead of writing something. WWE All Stars came out on the 29th and I am thinking about buying it. The chance to have some of my favorite wrestlers from the old days in a […]
Licking Light Bulbs
Spring may finally be here, which is awesome. Then I remember all the work that needs to be done with the coming of spring. Less awesome, but necessary if your work in the business I do. What it means for you fine readers, is I may not be able to do this morning post as […]
Puppet Wrestling
Ah Tuesday morning dawns and all is quiet in this little town. Well except for the dog barking two houses over. That little rat bastard woke me up ten minutes before my alarm. Then came harpy like shrieking of his owner. The saddest part, the houses in this neighborhood are not that bloody close together. […]
Wrestling With Video Games
The month of March is almost over. The outlook for work outside the office is picking up and soon the hockey playoffs will be upon us. I always enjoy the months of April and May. Lots to do and plenty to write about. Well that is my theory anyway, well see how it goes.
Science Commercials
Okay so this is actually a trailer for Portal 2. Still I was able to amuse myself for a good ten minutes thinking about science commercials. I could just see Bunsen burner ads and buying beakers at beakers and more located in the mall next to hot topic. If you have no clue why I am yammering about […]