Hump day has returned as it does every week. Be sure to go out and hump someone before the day is over. Makes sure it is consensual humping, I don’t need to get blamed for causing a bunch of rapes. I am sure Wednesday got it’s nick name for other reasons, but the idea of […]
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Dragon Age Hippie Lights
March 9th, 2011 
Bruce McGee 
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March 8th, 2011 Bruce McGee For some bloody reason, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. So I am now an hour behind and not very happy. So another crappy Tuesday for me means funky video for you. A trailer for the game Alice: Madness Returns, the trailer is slightly twisted. I have been paying a little attention to this […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: alarm, appearance, crappy, game, game alice, hour, Madness, Morning, Nintendo, nintendo wii, nuts, pc games, playstation 3, reason, trailer, video games, violence, wii, wonderland 4 Comments »Monday Back From Hell 2
March 7th, 2011 Bruce McGee Oh boy, it is another Monday morning. I have been up an hour or so and my brain has yet to start functioning. Which is hilarious when you consider I just answered a bunch of group column questions not ten minutes ago. I hope my brains auto pilot is in a good working condition. My […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: auto pilot, broadway show, bunch, cam time, dragon age, everyone, game play, gaming, life long dream, little bastard, little beast, monday, pilot, resort, sister, streaks, time, weekend, wii, working Comments Off on Monday Back From Hell 2Serial Killers Are Cool
March 3rd, 2011 Bruce McGee Look at me mom I can write one day and be lazy the next. Ranting about large people has worn me out. The truth is I want to get in some more time with Beyond Good and Evil HD. So here is a trailer for Rockstars upcoming title L.A. Noire. Should make Gunsage squeal. Video […]
Posted in Not Tycho News, Video Games, Videogame News Tags: cool look, evil, Gunsage, hd, Mom, Nintendo, nintendo wii, pc games, playstation 3, Ranting, serial killer, serial killers, squeal, time, title, trailer, TrailerXbox, video games, wii 2 Comments »Why Do YOU Watch Wrestling?
March 2nd, 2011 kennedy Why do you watch professional wrestling? Is it the excitement of the crowd, the larger than life personalities of the performers or the tough, in-ring action which draws you back for more each week? Perhaps it’s the entertainment aspect of WWE which you like, with slick presentation and cartoon-like performers who both captivate and thrill […]
Posted in Editorial, General, Sports, Wrestling Tags: .com, captivate, casual fan, distinct types, entertainment aspect, event, excitement, fellow fans, independent leagues, life, plot holes, promotion, Ring, ring of honor, s promotion, show, tv screens, vince mcmahon, Watch, wwe 2 Comments »Pissed Off Spiders
March 2nd, 2011 Bruce McGee Hello there, I am Larry Lumberjackin, here to tell you about forest be gone! Got a nasty spider problem? Creepers stuck up your tail pipe? Then you need to use forest be gone! This amazing product gets rid of anything standing in your way. It quickly removes trees, creepers, spiders, cows, pigs, chickens, grass and […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: anarchy, chance, creepers, crew, echo mode, episode, first few days, foot, hordes, idea, pansy, parking, playing the game, road, road trip, shot, single player, spiders, tail pipe, way 2 Comments »Video Tuesday Again
March 1st, 2011 Bruce McGee Okay so I didn’t have a written update in me this morning. So I went video hunting and found this little gem. It may not technically be news, but it is funny. Warning it is in no way shape or form safe for work. This is the trailer for a new series from gametrailers. What […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: gametrailers, hunting, little gem, news, nintendo wii, NSFW, pc games, playstation 3, Problems, real people, series, trailer, TrailerXbox, update, video game characters, video games, Warning, way, wii, work 2 Comments »Convention Ninja Critic
February 28th, 2011 Bruce McGee Apparently the Oscars were on last night. I had no clue as they have little relevance to my life. Watching them was on my list of priorities, smashed right between watching grass grow and getting my balls kicked by a woman. So I hope you didn’t show up this morning expecting me to talk about […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: attempt, ballerina, car payment, excellent products, friendly company, google, ipad, issue, life, metacritic, mode, money, official, oscars, relevance, score, status symbol, time, utter bullshit, XBOX 1 Comment »No Time For News
February 24th, 2011 Bruce McGee Well I got PC problems and work problems this morning. Nothing I can’t handle, but it doesn’t leave me time for a news post. So in honor of the two RPG nerds running around here have an Elder Scrolls Skryim trailer. This one shows in game footage and everything. Plus I keep my streak alive.
Posted in Not Tycho News, Video Games Tags: elder, elder scrolls, everything, footage, game footage, honor, nerds, news post, Nothing, Plus, post, Skryim, trailer, work Comments Off on No Time For NewsG Makes an Unfunny Comic!
February 23rd, 2011 G Ever since the Serene Branson’s on-air stroke/migraine(?) at the Grammy’s last week, this meme has all over the internet. And for some reason it got me thinking about Back to the Future, for some reason… and since the meme is a little insensitive, I figured I’d make it even worse for everyone involved in my […]
