This is only a test introduction, if this had been an actual introduction, there would have been a lot more fire and screaming. I never have quite worked out how to kick start this morning abomination if you haven’t noticed. Do I jump straight in to the meat of the post? Do I conjure up silly shit like this? I need answers damn it.

Played some L4D2 last night with the rest of the crew. Sadly we had a Rambo join us for a couple levels. Running ahead, triggering tanks by himself all the normal Rambo shite. I am not sure why these clowns even try it. Left for Dead is designed to brutally rape the lone wolf type. The problem becomes what does the rest of the team do in this situation. Do they keep pace with Rambo even if that isn’t comfortable? Let him run a head and let nature or in this case zombies take its course? There is no easy answer to the problem unless the guy running the lobby is an asshole. I’ll give you one guess who was running the game last night. I’ll give you another guess what happened to Rambo in the end. If you guessed me and booted from the game you get a cookie. I will not tolerate this kind of behavior and make no apologies for my stance. In short Left for Dead isn’t Halo morons, figure it out.

Yesterday some door to door Christianize salesman made the mistake of showing up at my house. Over the years I have found entertaining and creative ways of dealing with them. For a while I debated the bible with them. Usually my heathen ass knew more about the book than they did. That got boring after a while. Then there was the time I was engaged in carnal acts with my girl friend. So I went to the door naked and erect. Kept them out of here for a good year and a half. Next time through I explained to them I was a Buddhist and there assault of my home was deeply disturbing. I actual heard about that one around town. Some of the locals were surprised to hear we had a Buddhist in town. Got to love a small town some times. Yesterday I knew they were coming as I saw them at the neighbors as I drove in. I damn near crashed the car at my neighbors antics. He is an Italian immigrant and hardcore Catholic. The guy is probably in his late 70’s at least. He was chasing them up his driveway shaking his fist and from what I could see screaming at them. By this point I was laughing so hard sitting in my car. This day I just didn’t answer the door. Poor bastards had gotten enough abuse already.

So did you hear the one about Bulletstorm causing rape? Apparently according to lame brain psycho’s hired by the Fox news channel it does. Look I hate all main stream media with a passion. That fact is well known among my friends. When it comes to Fox and it’s left counterpart MSNBC, I can really crank up the rage. First off how does a bullet rape? I suppose it is possible technically. From playing the demo I know castration is possible and hilarious. All this media lunacy is causing me to upgrade this game. From bargain bin back log to possible first day purchase. All thanks to the brain surgeons at Fox news. You don’t rape with a bullet, that is what your penis is for.