I am a very conflicted young man. Right now, Canada is going through a Federal Election, there’s a certain part of my brain, a part that used to govern much more of my personality than it does now, keeps telling me “THERE IS AN ELECTION GOING ON RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD GIVE A SHIT, MAN!”  However, the other part of my brain, the part that has turned the tide in the War for my personality in the past year or so, counteracts that with “WHO CARES!  YOU WANNA WATCH THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!”

It was highly inconvenient of both the Government of Canada and the National Hockey League to schedule both things at the same time, I must say…