Normally I end my intro blah’s with “hopping time” or some variation of such. Nope. Not so much this week. See, See? You killed him. Gravity wins again. It’s falling down time smarks, hit the link below. I get progressively angrier and jaded during this review. Maybe it’s just this week, maybe it’s not. The [...]
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Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away Show
May 18th, 2013 
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Posted in Wrestling, WWE 
Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Beefaroni, Booker T, British Bulldog, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Wrestler, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Chef Boyardee, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Concussed, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disinterest, Dollar Man, Extreme Rules, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lucha Mask, Many Moons, Mark Henry, Meat Products, Mick Foley, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Occassionally, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Rivals, Ryback, Smarks, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Team Canada, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tv Segment, wwe, Ziggler 
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April 20th, 2013 G YAY!!! Stuff goes here. Hopping time! Incoming search terms:smackdown 04 19 13
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, assholes, Basket Ball, Booker T, Boston Bombings, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, Dancing Girl, daniel bryan, del rio, Dingo, Dollar Man, Downfall, Dribble, Fake Fight, fandango, Frisbees, Grand Entrance, Grock, Healthy Diet, Hogan, Holy Shit, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lilian Garcia, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Music Hits, Paul Heyman, Peaceful Life, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sexual Harassment Charges, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Those Guy No Comments »Smackdown 03/22/13
March 23rd, 2013 G Oh hey, Smackdown is on again. Do YOU know what that means? YES! I see. Hopping time, then.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro {C} vs. The Miz, Apparition, Basket Ball, beret, Bicker, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Career Goal, charles barkley, Chicken Alfredo, chris jericho, Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dolph Ziggler, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler, Kojak, Little Ghost, Man Servant, Man Tag, Mark Henry, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Mortals, Own Man, Pancake, Pasta Sauce, Paul Heyman, Personal Trainer, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Raw Deal Card Game, Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus Clay & Sweet T, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sheamus & Big Show vs. 3MB, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder vs. Mark Henry No Comments »Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
March 16th, 2013 G Step 1: Steal a time machine Step 2: Go back to the 1980′s and find yourself a Pogoball Step 3: It’s hopping time, motherfuckers. Let’s do this shit.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, abomination, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ancient Cave, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cave Painting, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Last Monday, Maddox, Mickie Rourke, Mork, New Age Outlaws, Papal Decision, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Red Button, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, Step 3, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Tactical Armor, Team Omega, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, time machine, Utility Belts, White Smoke, Youtube No Comments »Smackdown 03/08/13
March 9th, 2013 G Long week, and kind of a sad one. But no need to divulge in that crap, since Smackdown is on… and frankly, I’m tired and thereby, lazy. So grab some industrial sized springs, yeah those ones with the sharp ends. Jam them into the soles of your feet and proceed to turn them into your [...]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Arnez, Basket Ball, Bishoff, Blow Your Load, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Bwf, Calgary Alberta, Capac, Cardiac Arrest, Cesar Gracie, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Desi Arnez, Dirk Nowitzki, Dollar Man, Ectoplasm, fandango, Flo Rida, Frisbees, Grock, Haed, Hhh, Irish Immigrant, Jackie Gleason, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Johnny Gargano, Kane, Magic Eye, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Norton Antivirus, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Radio Transmitter, randall keith orton, Randy Marsh, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sad One, Slather, Soles Of Your Feet, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock No Comments »Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire Episode
February 15th, 2013 G Well, here we are. One more PPV to get through until the final stretch before WrassleMunia. Good times, good times. To be honest, the card looks pretty solid, and I expect Sunday will deliver a solid show. As for Smackdown, this probably will a whole bunch of clip packages and filler. Perhaps one or two [...]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, BCS Championship, blue hell, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, chris jericho, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Crimson Tide, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, Duane Eddy, fandango, Final Stretch, Fozzy, Frisbees, Grock, Heroic Behavior, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kanyon, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Nap Time, Orange Paint, Paul Heyman, Paul Wight, Play By Play, Ppv, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Sandbox, Screaming Bloody Murder, Second Watch, SmackDown, Snack Time, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tow Truck Driver, University of Alabama mugging, Voiceover, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, y2j No Comments »Smackdown 01/25/13: Dat Rumble Go Away Show
January 25th, 2013 G No need for some long drawn out intro to this review. This Sunday is the Royal Rumble, and everything of significance is well established. This episode should serve to do little else to maintain a holding pattern and replay all the build from previous episodes of RAW. But, hey, you never know. I might be [...]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Anger Management, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, El Generico, Eyebrows, fandango, Forehead, Frisbees, Georges Laraque, Goofs, Grock, Hornswoggle, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Macdonald, Management College, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Natalya, Play By Play, Poor Man, Promos, randall keith orton, Randy Orto, Randy Orton, Raw Deal, Raw Deal Card Game, Replay, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Royal Rumble, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Talent Agency, Venereal Diseases, Wade Barrett, Waxing No Comments »Smackdown 01/18/12
January 18th, 2013 G Did you buy the replay? Yes? Why? This shit’s free. Now armed with a functional PVR, I can resume my normal routine watching while I review without stumbling around looking for the streams. Don’t cross the streams. If you slip, you might get wet. Why would you try and anger water flowing, anyways? You’re just [...]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, AJ Styles, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Best Buddies, Biggie Smalls, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Champi, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Dollar Man, fandango, Free Style, Frisbees, Grand Theft Auto, Great Friends, Grock, Hoodie, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Mariachi Band, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Own Car, Play By Play, Pvr, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, SmackDown, Space Age, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, t cross, Time Folks, White Suit, Winning The Title, Worlds Tallest Midget No Comments »Smackdown 1/11/13: WWE Once Again Spoils Their Own Show
January 12th, 2013 G What could happen on Smackdown tonight? Best to keep everyone in the dark, right? I mean, god forbit the outcome of a title match would be leaked on the dirt sheets, let alone on the WWE.com website itself. Seriously, right? That would be completely self-defeating and retarded. So clearly Alberto Del Rio didn’t win the [...]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Burlap Sack, Calgary Alberta, Champion Show, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Conspiracy, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disbelief, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, GM, Goldman, Grock, Irish Heroes, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jimbo, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Load Time, Lock And Load, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Play By Play, Rake, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Rash, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Spoils, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Team Alpha, Time Boys, Turban, wrasslin’, wwe No Comments »
Smackdown 02/22/13: Wednesday Drivers!
Obviously with Jack Swagger getting a DUI for smoking marijuana and driving erratically on Wednesday, the impact of said offense will not be reflected on tonight’s Smackdown. It will, however, leave one to speculate on whether this is the last time we see Jack Swagger and Zeb… potentially ever. So let’s all put on our [...]