Well, people tuned into RAW, many in a state of shock and rage from the outcome of Randy Orton’s cash in at Summerslam. Many were irate, as if Ben Affleck had been announced as the new James Bond or something. Boo hoo hoo, go kill yourself. Seriously, it’s all in the story and D-Bry’s over […]
Posts Tagged ‘Closed Captioning’
Smackdown 08/23/2013
August 24th, 2013 
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Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Basket Ball, Ben Affleck, Bry, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Champ, Closed Captioning, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dramatic Music, Dribble, Epitome, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jinder, Mickie Rourke, Microphone, Mork, Nepotism, New James Bond, Personal Impact, Play By Play, Purdy, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, rant, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ringside, Spork, State Of Shock, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Wild Goat, wwe 
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August 10th, 2013 G Hopping Time!. Always. Let’s just skip the preamble. Get on this spaceship, mang, because we’re going to go get some takeout.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, All The Rage, Barricade, Basket Ball, Blah, blah-blah, Brian Knobbs, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Dollar Man, Dribble, Drop Kick, Excessive Masturbation, fandango, Feces, Fred Savage, Frisbees, Frog Splash, Grock, Hopes And Dreams, James Storm, Jinder, little brother, Mark Mero, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Power Glove, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Reviews, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Rko, rob van dam, Robots In Disguise, Rvd, Sativa, Significant Time, Spaceship, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Tv Time, Video Game Competition Comments Off on Smackdown 08/09/13Smackdown 08/02/13
August 2nd, 2013 G Preamble and stuff. Yadda Yoda yolo yadda… Always check the bike first. Always. Hopping time…
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, Cody Rhodes, Coulter, Dissention, Dollar Man, Dribble, Drive Thru, Drum Roll, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jinder, Lillian Garcia, Macho Man, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Play By Play, Preamble, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Replays, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ringside, Rvd, Sandow, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Swagger, Torrie Wilson, Vickie Guerrero, Yoda Comments Off on Smackdown 08/02/13Smackdown 07/26/13
July 27th, 2013 G So I guess the WWE filmed two weeks of RAW and SD this week in order to tour Atlantis and the Outer Reaches of the Milky Way. I wonder how all that condensed taping affected writing and booking? Come on y’all, let’s take a ride. Don’t you say shit just get inside. It’s time to […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Accidently, Atlantis, Basket Ball, Bellhop, Bug Zappers, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Corpus Christie, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jinder, Mickie Rourke, Milky Way, Mork, Outer Reaches, Play By Play, Quips, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Royal Baby, Screaming Bloody Murder, Slide Slide, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Validity, whoop dee, Wrong Direction, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 07/26/13Smackdown 07/19/13
July 19th, 2013 G Damien Sandow! Randall Keith Orton? The fuck? It’s all part of the plan folks. Trust me. I never lie in my Smackdown reviews. Well maybe half the time. Hopping time!
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Axel, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, chris jericho, Closed Captioning, crowd, Dollar Man, Dribble, Exact Amounts, fandango, Frisbees, ghost, GM, Grock, Half The Time, Hogan, James Storm, Jinder, Job Evaluation, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Play By Play, Poltergeist, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, SmackDown, Soul Train, Spectre, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Swagger, Title States, vince mcmahon, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 07/19/13Smackdown 07/12/13
July 12th, 2013 G One thing I can say, is that I’m glad this is a go-home Smackdown episode. Nothing really will be established and I can rip through it in record time. Since I plan on hitting up the world famous Calgary Stampede for an annual day-night of debauchery, I should get my ass to Mars sooner than […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Basket Ball, Bry, Calgary Alberta, Calgary Stampede, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, daniel bryan, Debauchery, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, Gimmicks, Goats, Grock, Gutcheck, Hogan, James Storm, Jinder, Mcgillicutty, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Paying Attention, Peeps, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Record Time, Referee, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Slaps, SmackDown, Spork, Stage Screen, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, TNA, wwe, Ziggler Comments Off on Smackdown 07/12/13Smackdown 07/05/13
July 6th, 2013 G Well, after two odd weeks of Smackdown reviews due to watching my city flood and then attempting a mad scramble to secure a place to live amidst a throng of displaced Calgarians attempting to do the same, I guess I’m back. Am I better than ever? Not if my name is Eric and I help […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Aces And Eights, ADR, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cheap Heat, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, del rio, Dollar Man, Dribble, Entrance Ramp, fandango, Fishing Industry, Fourth Of July, Frisbees, Grock, James Storm, Jinder, Lieutenant Dan, Mad Scramble, magma, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Odd Weeks, Play By Play, Ppv, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Something Fishy, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Submariner, Throng, Tom Cruise, Wheel Chair, WWE SmackDown Comments Off on Smackdown 07/05/13Smackdown 06/21/13
June 21st, 2013 G Whelp, this will be a little different than normal. I’m whipping through Smackdown since Calgary will be going through rolling power outages tonight (or so the police scanner says), to deal with the massive flooding in this city. And let’s be honest here, there is no way Smackdown is topping either Payback or RAW which […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Allegations, Basket Ball, Birthday Boy, blah-blah, Brogue, Calgary, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Chris Bosh, Closed Captioning, Cody Rhodes, Cold Beer, daniel bryan, Day Job, del rio, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, good guys, Grock, Hardcore Porn, Injury Angle, Interjections, James Storm, Jenna Jameson, Jinder, Last Christmas, Massive Flooding, match, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Neighbour, Niagra Falls, paranoia, pawn, Police Scanner, Power Outages, Public Transit, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ringside, Sandow, Santa Claus, Segments, seriousness, Shitty, Shred, Spork, steve austin, Stinger, Storage Unit, Strawberry Yogurt, Voice Mail, Wednesday Evening, wwe, Yyy, Zombie Comments Off on Smackdown 06/21/13Smackdown 06/14/13: Go Away Show
June 15th, 2013 G Chris Bosh knows it’s hopping time! DO IT NOW!
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Advertizement, Ambrose, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cheap Shots, Chris Bosh, Closed Captioning, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, E3, fandango, Fangirls, Frisbees, Goats, Grock, Hogan, Infighting, James Storm, Jinder, Kane Kane, Lunch Money, Mickie Rourke, Mork, paranoia, Payback, Play By Play, Preconceived Notions, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Screams, Snakes, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Wrestlers, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 06/14/13: Go Away ShowSmackdown 06/07/13: BWF Anniversary Edition
June 7th, 2013 G I wonder why I started my review off with this particular animated gif? Perhaps the answer will be on BWF Radio this Sunday. It’s the fifth anniversary of the website. What will happen tonight on Smackdown? Who will die? Who will live? What mysteries will be solved? The answer to all questions is “plums.” And […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Animated Gif, Apologies, Arre, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Crowd Chants, Cue Card, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Fifth Anniversary, Frisbees, Goat, Grock, Hallmark Card, Heyman, Hogan, Holla, Hurdles, James Storm, Jinder, Kane, Mickie Rourke, Mork, mysteries, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Robot, segment, sentiment, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Trojan Comments Off on Smackdown 06/07/13: BWF Anniversary Edition
