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Pintnoir reviews Impact – Roode now starring in the remake of the Bodyguard

On the road to Lockdown the all cage PPV and with two weeks and some change to go we have the return of Roode, accompanied by 5 body guards cutting a promo on breaking Sting and putting Dixie in her place. He goes on to say that the guards are there for Storm’s protection not […]

Pintnoir Impact Review – Let the Repo Games begin

We open the show with the drawn out conclusion of Victory Road. This leads into Dixie Carter coming to the ring putting her best crying face on. She goes over how horrible of a champion Roode is and how she has conversed with Lawyers for the past week, but the incident only happened last night, […]

How Mass Effect 3 Should’ve Ended- as told by Jonkind and Glasenator

Jonkind’s ending: Just as the earth is destroyed by the reapers, Shepard wakes up suddenly from his sleep. “It was a dream!” He leaves his quarters on the Normandy and heads out into the ship – everything is as it was, Garrus gives him a nod in his direction, Joker is making a wise crack […]

Victory Road 12- Opinionated Prediction

1 A.J. Styles and Mr. Anderson vs. Kazarian and Christopher Daniels Tag Team match 2 Austin Aries (c) vs Zema Ion Singles match for the TNA X Division Championship 3 Gail Kim (c) vs Madison Rayne Singles match for the TNA Women’s Knockout Championship 4 Sting vs. Bobby Roode No Holds Barred match 5 Kurt […]

TNA iMPACT PNTNR-review

We see Immortal tell Gunner not to come back to the Impact Zone. We then cut to clips hyping the “little engine” Garett train and matches as he talks of his perserverance. Wonder Years interview reiterates this fact. This of course leads to a Eric Bischoff promo in the middle of the ring talking of […]

Escapism as Surrealism

If you’re my friend on facebook you’ve probably already seen my most recent Photoshop project that I posted, but since it involved video games I thought it would be good to share it on here as well.  Our only guideline for the project was the word “Surrealism” and the class was encouraged to research the […]

iMPACT Wrestling has been hijacked by GEORGE LUCAS’S WALLET 2-9-12 Pntnr rvw

We start Impact Invasion with a wonderful involvement of a cluster fudge clip reel inter-cutting various movies 4,5,6 and 1 with last weeks Bischoff family drama. But lets start the show with a Bully Ray in ring promo. Meesa Approve.

PNTNR review TNA iMPACT 2/2/12 – Live (Taped) From Wembley Arena. Yeah, it’s Hogan?!

We start Impact Wrestling with Champion Bobby Roode and Bully getting heat from the crowd. After taunting Storm (calling him “The Cowgirl James Storm”)calls him out. Storm comes out to raucus applause. The Bully jumps in front of Roode as a protector should as all three men face off. Leading to Steve Borden coming out […]

Smackdown 01/13/12: Show Murders AJ

Wow, this card is stacked. Or at least the non-spoiler version, which lists 8 matches tonight. Excellent! Let’s hop to it, shall we?

Impact Wrestling Review- Prop characterization, Mixxed Tag and Karen’s void makes it Rayne

Welcome to another edition of Impact Wrestling for Dec 22nd. After the events of Final Revolution, Impact is gearing towards Genesis were Hardy will face Roode for the World Title, Devon will take on the Pope and Double Trouble, and when called for a tag title match will emerge from this Wild Card tournament. Impact […]