Look at me mom I can write one day and be lazy the next. Ranting about large people has worn me out. The truth is I want to get in some more time with Beyond Good and Evil HD. So here is a trailer for Rockstars upcoming title L.A. Noire. Should make Gunsage squeal. Video […]
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Serial Killers Are Cool
March 3rd, 2011 
Bruce McGee 
Posted in Not Tycho News, Video Games, Videogame News 
Tags: cool look, evil, Gunsage, hd, Mom, Nintendo, nintendo wii, pc games, playstation 3, Ranting, serial killer, serial killers, squeal, time, title, trailer, TrailerXbox, video games, wii 
2 Comments »Pissed Off Spiders
March 2nd, 2011 Bruce McGee Hello there, I am Larry Lumberjackin, here to tell you about forest be gone! Got a nasty spider problem? Creepers stuck up your tail pipe? Then you need to use forest be gone! This amazing product gets rid of anything standing in your way. It quickly removes trees, creepers, spiders, cows, pigs, chickens, grass and […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: anarchy, chance, creepers, crew, echo mode, episode, first few days, foot, hordes, idea, pansy, parking, playing the game, road, road trip, shot, single player, spiders, tail pipe, way 2 Comments »Video Tuesday Again
March 1st, 2011 Bruce McGee Okay so I didn’t have a written update in me this morning. So I went video hunting and found this little gem. It may not technically be news, but it is funny. Warning it is in no way shape or form safe for work. This is the trailer for a new series from gametrailers. What […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: gametrailers, hunting, little gem, news, nintendo wii, NSFW, pc games, playstation 3, Problems, real people, series, trailer, TrailerXbox, update, video game characters, video games, Warning, way, wii, work 2 Comments »Convention Ninja Critic
February 28th, 2011 Bruce McGee Apparently the Oscars were on last night. I had no clue as they have little relevance to my life. Watching them was on my list of priorities, smashed right between watching grass grow and getting my balls kicked by a woman. So I hope you didn’t show up this morning expecting me to talk about […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: attempt, ballerina, car payment, excellent products, friendly company, google, ipad, issue, life, metacritic, mode, money, official, oscars, relevance, score, status symbol, time, utter bullshit, XBOX 1 Comment »No Time For News
February 24th, 2011 Bruce McGee Well I got PC problems and work problems this morning. Nothing I can’t handle, but it doesn’t leave me time for a news post. So in honor of the two RPG nerds running around here have an Elder Scrolls Skryim trailer. This one shows in game footage and everything. Plus I keep my streak alive.
Posted in Not Tycho News, Video Games Tags: elder, elder scrolls, everything, footage, game footage, honor, nerds, news post, Nothing, Plus, post, Skryim, trailer, work Comments Off on No Time For NewsDLC Bullets?
February 23rd, 2011 Bruce McGee I was going to spend the majority of this post talking about bulletstorm. Then something popped up yesterday that just needed to be dealt with. Maybe I am sounding a little harsh there, I have no intention of being mean. I just got a chuckle out of a comment one of the crew made. First […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: anarchy, bullets, campaign maps, crew, difficulty, DLC, echo mode, estimate, expansion, few differences, horde, intention, many different ways, metric ton, pack, player, score, seven and a half, single player, way 2 Comments »Video Sports
February 22nd, 2011 Bruce McGee Tuesday morning and the real gambling begins. In a few hours I will have my hands on a copy of bullet storm. Sure some may call that a safe gamble, but there is always a little risk with a new IP. If I get it soon enough you might even see an impression post later. […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: . copy, Amazon, basketball, carmelo anthony, denver nuggets, espn, gamble, Giants, HomeFront, knicks fans, pet peeve, reason, risk, serial gamer, Speaking, sports, Storm, title, tuesday morning, video sports Comments Off on Video SportsMonday Sleaze
February 21st, 2011 Bruce McGee Hi there, do you ever have problems writing? I am Fred Moneysleaze here to tell you about a revolutionary system for getting the most out of your writing. My new system is called just start writing you stupid fuck. The system is simple and all you need is a standard pair of head phones. Just […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: bull shit, computer, controversy brewing, crazy brain, damn article, fuck, head phones, idea, life, little bit of insanity, mechanics of writing, minute, order, pair, revolutionary system, rocket science, sleaze, store, voice 1 Comment »Casual Games About E3
February 17th, 2011 Bruce McGee Sorry for the lack of update yesterday. Reality, among other things decided to make an appearance. By the time I was able to free myself up, I had nothing on my mind that was desperate to be on a page. Maybe next time I will just start writing and see what happens. That is how […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: blog, casual games, COD, colorful creations, game player, gaming, hippos, hungry hungry hippos, love, MMO, noobs, nothing on my mind, press, press credentials, thought, time, twitter, update, uproar, wii 1 Comment »No Image Tuesday
February 15th, 2011 Bruce McGee I wasn’t going to sit down and write a post this morning. My ugly creations are scattered across the main page and it seemed silly to add another one. Then I thought screw that I feel like writing and if the rest of the crew wants to contain me. They can knock me down a […]
Posted in Not Tycho News Tags: business, chunk, crew, Darksiders, deal, earthly reason, good game, hard copies, heap, hilarity, knights of the old republic, life, online, peg, pride, reason, time, time today, video game, way 6 Comments »
