SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS!  The Professional Sports Championship is underway, you guys!  It’s the VERY best part about sports, when the best two sports teams in the entire WORLD collide to determine who can claim to be the Best at Sports for an entire year!  While we, as Sports Fans, adopt a new favourite sports team for two weeks, and CHEER THEM ON, until they either win or lose!  Heinekens will be drank!  Chicken Wings will be ate!  Asshole Bros who don’t cheer for your adopted Local Sports Team will be PUNCHED!  Because you know the Mixed Martial Arts, and NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT LOCAL SPORTS TEAM, BRO!!!

On a serious note, the worst insult you can levy upon a Canadian is to call them an American.  Doing such a thing will result in a variety of outrage, ranging from “Stern Lecture” to “BEAT YOU UP!”  Depending on the level of drunkeness, of course.