Impact sure has it’s work in store for themselves tonight. Since the week began, we’ve not only witnessed and speculated over CM Punk’s scathing shoot promo on RAW, we’re also hot off the heels of an epic ROH iPPV. For anyone who follows all three promotions, one has to wonder how the little promotion from Orlando that couldn’t responds. What we can expect is that Sting continues his controversial new persona that combines elements of Heath Ledger’s Joker, Chris Farley’s Bennett Brauer, and ol’ Rubber Face himself, Jim Carrey. Which pop culture characterization will Sting absorb, tonight?

Little known fact, Stinger Heath Farley got his start working days as a Gelatinous Cube.

Charles Barkley @G: “I heard you went to see punk rock legends, NOFX tonight G! Are they as punk as LeBron?”

G @Charles Barkley: “They’re way more punk than James, Barks. WAY more punk. Also, almost every punk singer during the nineties more or less emulates Fat Mike’s vocal style. Yeah, I said it.”

So it turns out my homey DrowGoddess and I are switching reviews this week over at the Bored Wrestling Fan website. YOU CAN READ HER IMPACT REVIEW HERE. Seriously. Go read it, her stuff is better articulated than my own. Yes, I realize I am throwing myself under the proverbial bus… I’ll be back tomorrow for Smackdown…