PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Truckers Delight.

Have you ever found yourself driving down the highway, wondering to your self what it would be like to race around recklessly in a big rig? Or, how about getting passed by some dip-shit in an expensive red sports car who thinks they own the road?  Have you been given ” the finger” by someone?  I bet you wished you had an 18 wheeler to crush that person, didn’t you?  Well, today is your lucky day because for the cost of nothing , you can take on the hilarious roll of a pissed off trucker in the arcade racer ” Truckers Delight”. This free little game is both hilarious, rude and fun all at the same time! As you will see in my screen shots below the game is inspired by the old arcade style racing games of the past with a great retro look and feel to it. You will race to beat check points while chasing after a hot blond who gave you the finger.  There are some fun power up bonuses including  turbo, giant bulls horns and a funny “Tongue” power up  that you can use to…well… lick the cloths off big breasted women in passing cars? Yes, you read that right, yes it is funny, yes it is fun, and yes it is very juvenile.  So, obviously this game is not to be take seriously, just race around pick up power ups, crash into cars and well use your… tongue when you get the chance.  If you were ever into the arcade racers of the past and have a sense of humor you just can’t go wrong here for free. Check out my screens below and I will see you on the flip side for more FREE iOS games!

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Smackdown 04/26/13

Hey! They’re in the U.K.! Also known as forced attempts to recreate the chants on RAW after WrestleMania 29 Land! YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! Has anyone else noticed they changed Fandango’s music and added crowd noise? I did. Let’s get to “entertainment you” of a show. Hopefully Shannon Moore makes a surprise return? Only one way to find out. So step up on that stool and strap on your noose , folks…. It’s hopping time!
Ok, it can’t be THAT bad. Nobody kill yourself, it’s just fucking wrestling. Go bitch about it on the internet like everybody else. That’s how we roll, peeps.
In all seriousness, there will be a much watch match on this show, as you probably already know.


Smackdown time… I guess.

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Best of Wonderpod Number 4

This weeks Wonderpod is a best of show. For those of you that know the ancient posting rituals well you probably already have the episode. For the rest of you, we took some of the finest cuts from previous shows and slapped them together for your listening pleasure. We always feel its best to give you something to listen to and you can always point out these best of episodes to folks wanting to know what were about.
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PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Outland Games.

If you were ever a fan of  the downloadable game Monday Night Combat then you should probably check out the iOS title Outland Games. It is set in that same universe and even has a few recognizable characters in it from the XBL Arcade game . Outland Games is a fun little runner with a sense of humor . The best part is, of course, it’s gone FREE.  I have just downloaded the title myself a few mins ago so I dont have any screen shots for you, but I do have the official trailer for you to all take  a look at. Outland Games will be free for the next 6 days , so check out the trailer below and have fun! See you all on the flip side for more free iOS games!

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Possibly the Best Feedback Bot on Wonderpod, Ever.

How often do we get bot spam responses to posts at Wonderpod? Often. But sometimes… sometimes you get something so inane, ridiculous, and heeltastic, a point of it must be made. The bot has inner conversations with itself about implied communication with the author that hasn’t, or never will occur. It loves double spacing, to ensure a good mark in English class. It assumes this weekend is a holiday. It took the time to load this entry in three different browsers for some reason. Epic, I tell you.

Here’s said comment from the Bruce McGee “Zombie Apocalypse Part 2 (LFT minecraft server)” The bot is concerned we might be hacked, it’s paranoid. All this and more! Here: Read more »

BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 70

Yup. Just like the Thursday show is called “Superstars”

This week, G’s ass has ripples and JT’s been pretty clogged, while Jorge laughs maniacally and Joe eats brains.  Or something like that.  Then we put the whole thing through Gizoogle, biatch.  RAW recap, Main Event mania, and SmackDown synopsis, followed by some Iron Sheik goodness and the news!  When will we see Punk again?  Which WWE Hall of Famer almost backed out of the induction ceremony?  Who were the WWE Eurocontinental Champions?  Why am I asking you?  We obviously know the answers, and you can hear us stumble over them by clicking the link below!

BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 70 (MP3, 2:01:31)

This week’s break song was “Beer” by Psychostick.  Buy it here!  

PatMan Picks Free iPhone Games. Hope. The Other Side Of Adventure.

I am betting that as gamers we all have spent countless hours adventuring, platforming ,grinding and fighting our way towards one single goal.  That goal, of course, is saving a princess from captivity. Games like Dragon’s Lair, Zelda and of course Super Mario come to mind right away but there have been countless others with the same classic objective. The thing is as we are gaming away , passing level after level, have we ever actually wondered what exactly is going on inside the mind of the captive Princess ? What is our trapped Princess actually wondering? What does she experience as we get closer to saving her? Well wonder no more!  The developers of Hope: The Other Side Of Adventure have created an app that allows you to experience exactly what a trapped princess might be experiencing during an old school video game.  It is an interesting and unique take on action/adventure/platform games of the past. And you need to check it out.  However, you need to understand one thing about Hope. It is not really a “game”  as we would traditionally understand one to be. You don’t really “play” very much at all.  You can only move around a bit a tower cell , cry and moan. That is it.  However, over the course of five days, Hope: The Other Side Of Adventure becomes more like an interactive story where you learn what is going on in the mind of the captive Princess. This game is very unique , it is interesting and during the course of the next 5 days it will only take up less than 5 mins of your life.  So, go download this title right now while it is free, check out a few screens below, and I will see you all on the flip side!

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Smackdown 04/19/13


YAY!!!

Stuff goes here. Hopping time!

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Wonderpod Epsiode 155

We are back to a full house this week on Wonderpod. Topic wise we are literally all over the place. In other words there is a little something for everyone. Including a one time of year topic that strays far from our usual realm. Be interesting to see how this show goes over as it were.
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Leviathan: Warships (Jazzy Trailer)

In any given week I watch a lot of trailers. Some because I am interested in a particular game and some to see whats out there. Occasionally a trailer comes along that is exceptionally well put together and clever. This is a prime example of just such a trailer. It shows off the game nicely while being funny with some innuendo thrown in. When I saw it floating around social media this morning I had to post it. Fits right in with WPO sense of humor don’t you think?