The only new content on this show was taped around RAW this week, and the rest will likely be all hype, zombie attacks and video packages towards Mania. Hence, this review should be really short. Probably like one jump. Not even hopping, just hop. Now get to it and click that hyperlink below… That’s what […]
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Smackdown 04/05/13: CLIP SHOW FOR ALL!
April 5th, 2013 
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Posted in Wrestling, WWE 
Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Articulation, Billy Kidman, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Caterer, charles barkley, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Double Shell, Epico, Flowchart, Food Taste, Hampshire England, Heyman, Hogan, Inxs, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Last Friday, Massages, Parsley, Paul Heyman, Personal Space, Play By Play, Playah, Puerto Rican Food, Punk, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, rock, Ryback, Shell Shock, super-soaker filled with motor oil, tag team match, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Undertaker, Video Packages, vince mcmahon, WrestleMania 29, Zombie Attacks 
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March 30th, 2013 G You would have thought that the WWE would have promoted the fact that the Rock was appearing on Smackdown tonight. Nope. They kind of forgot to do that. Yet they spoil other outcomes on the same program on their website. Weird. I mean it’s Smackdown, it’s not like we’re getting a surprise return or anything […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Announcer Guy, Attention Shoppers, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Candy Ass, Candy Bar, Cardiac Arrest, catch phrase, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Crack Addicts, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, Fruity Pebbles, Grock, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Loyal Customers, main event, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Mt Etna, Paul Heyman, Personal Ring, Pet Rocks, Play By Play, Pompeii, Race Cards, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spoiler Alert, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Surprise Return, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Walmart, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 03/29/13Smackdown 03/22/13
March 23rd, 2013 G Oh hey, Smackdown is on again. Do YOU know what that means? YES! I see. Hopping time, then.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro {C} vs. The Miz, Apparition, Basket Ball, beret, Bicker, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Career Goal, charles barkley, Chicken Alfredo, chris jericho, Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dolph Ziggler, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler, Kojak, Little Ghost, Man Servant, Man Tag, Mark Henry, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Mortals, Own Man, Pancake, Pasta Sauce, Paul Heyman, Personal Trainer, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Raw Deal Card Game, Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus Clay & Sweet T, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sheamus & Big Show vs. 3MB, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder vs. Mark Henry Comments Off on Smackdown 03/22/13Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
March 16th, 2013 G Step 1: Steal a time machine Step 2: Go back to the 1980’s and find yourself a Pogoball Step 3: It’s hopping time, motherfuckers. Let’s do this shit.
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, abomination, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ancient Cave, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cave Painting, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Last Monday, Maddox, Mickie Rourke, Mork, New Age Outlaws, Papal Decision, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Red Button, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, Step 3, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Tactical Armor, Team Omega, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, time machine, Utility Belts, White Smoke, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.Smackdown 03/08/13
March 9th, 2013 G Long week, and kind of a sad one. But no need to divulge in that crap, since Smackdown is on… and frankly, I’m tired and thereby, lazy. So grab some industrial sized springs, yeah those ones with the sharp ends. Jam them into the soles of your feet and proceed to turn them into your […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Arnez, Basket Ball, Bishoff, Blow Your Load, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Bwf, Calgary Alberta, Capac, Cardiac Arrest, Cesar Gracie, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Desi Arnez, Dirk Nowitzki, Dollar Man, Ectoplasm, fandango, Flo Rida, Frisbees, Grock, Haed, Hhh, Irish Immigrant, Jackie Gleason, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Johnny Gargano, Kane, Magic Eye, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Norton Antivirus, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Radio Transmitter, randall keith orton, Randy Marsh, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sad One, Slather, Soles Of Your Feet, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock Comments Off on Smackdown 03/08/13Smackdown 03/01/13. We’re Marching Through Georgia… (G-G-G-Georgia. I don’t give a damn where they are tonight, I love that Pavement song).
March 3rd, 2013 G Never underestimate The “Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence”. Alice of RWR knows what I’m talking about. So does J.T., Joe, and Jorge of BWF Radio. We’ll see you on Sunday for the podcast. Maybe even Alice will show up and make Jorge laugh? Until then, I decided to continue my streak of abusing my […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ask Google, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Constructicons, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Deep Space 9, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, google, Grock, heavy weight champion, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Josh One, Kamala, Kane, Kevin Nash, Khali, Man On The Moon, Marching Through Georgia, Mickie Rourke, Miles O Brien, Mork, Paul Heyman, Picket Fence, Psycological, randall keith orton, Random Guy, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rwr, Ryback, Science Officer, Spork, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Transporter Chief, Tribbles, Unseen Power, Zack Gowan Comments Off on Smackdown 03/01/13. We’re Marching Through Georgia… (G-G-G-Georgia. I don’t give a damn where they are tonight, I love that Pavement song).Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire Episode
February 15th, 2013 G Well, here we are. One more PPV to get through until the final stretch before WrassleMunia. Good times, good times. To be honest, the card looks pretty solid, and I expect Sunday will deliver a solid show. As for Smackdown, this probably will a whole bunch of clip packages and filler. Perhaps one or two […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, BCS Championship, blue hell, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, chris jericho, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Crimson Tide, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, Duane Eddy, fandango, Final Stretch, Fozzy, Frisbees, Grock, Heroic Behavior, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kanyon, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Nap Time, Orange Paint, Paul Heyman, Paul Wight, Play By Play, Ppv, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Sandbox, Screaming Bloody Murder, Second Watch, SmackDown, Snack Time, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tow Truck Driver, University of Alabama mugging, Voiceover, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, y2j Comments Off on Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire EpisodeSmackdown 02/08/13: This Card Looks “Turrible”
February 8th, 2013 G I’ve read the matches (non-spoiler version) ahead of time, and kill… me… now. This does not look good, people. There’s one or two on the card that look passable. But I must warn you, there will be much FFW content on this debacle. Unless you like immobile big guys that can’t really do anything in […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Bagpipe, Basket Ball, Big Guys, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Deany, debacle, derp, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Fat Bastard, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, Hornswoggle, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Jonathan Coachman, Kane, Live Studio Audience, Mickie Rourke, Mike Myers, Mork, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, ric flair, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Right Down The Line, Ryback, Scott Hall, Skipping Time, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Time Folks, Too many giant guys who can’t work and bore the living fuck out of G and I hope get future-endeavoured because we spell “Endeavour” with a “U” in Canada, Turban, wwe, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 02/08/13: This Card Looks “Turrible”Smackdown 02/01/13: For the IWC That Didn’t Commit Suicide On Sunday
February 2nd, 2013 G OH NO! THE ROYAL RUMBLE WAS PREDICTABLE!!?!? THE FUCK?!?!? IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE WWE HAS BEEN BUILDING UP STORIES FOR OVER A YEAR?!?!?!? Seriously, if you can’t accept the outcome, I have to call you out as not having watched wrestling during the Hogan/Macho Man Rock and Roll Wrestling era of the WWF. Just […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brick Layer, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dribble, Empire State, fandango, Frisbees, Frodo, Grock, Hi 5, Hogan, Iwc, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, Job Interview, john cena, Kane, Macho Man, Maltby, Man Rock, Mickie Rourke, Mordor, Mork, Oilers, outrage, Play By Play, Rake, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rock And Roll, Royal Rumble, Ryback, Sal Herman, Sponge, Spork, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Turban, vince russo, Wtf, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 02/01/13: For the IWC That Didn’t Commit Suicide On Sunday
Smackdown 02/22/13: Wednesday Drivers!
Obviously with Jack Swagger getting a DUI for smoking marijuana and driving erratically on Wednesday, the impact of said offense will not be reflected on tonight’s Smackdown. It will, however, leave one to speculate on whether this is the last time we see Jack Swagger and Zeb… potentially ever. So let’s all put on our […]