Tonight, Smackdown hails from my city of birth, the mean streets of Edmonton. A place ravaged by gang warefare between Polar Bears and Steve. You know, Steve? Everyone knows Steve. He’s a tough dude. Saw him wear shorts in July once, in three feet of snow. There’s a statue of Jericho there too, inventor of […]
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Smackdown 05/31/13
June 1st, 2013 
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Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Aboot, Assau, Basket Ball, Beaver Dam, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Shield, Canadian Voice, Canadian Whiskey, Cardiac Arrest, Chokeslam, Closed Captioning, Dollar Man, Entire Match, fandango, Free Health Care, Frisbees, Gang Warefare, Grock, James Storm, Jinder, Kingston Ontario, Lake Ontario, Maple Syrup, Mean Streets, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Ontario Team, Overtime Winner, Polar Bears, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Team Canada, Whiskey Shots, Wrestling Gear 
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May 25th, 2013 G Can I be frank for a minute? JT is seen in my preamble holding up a sign that says, “No, your name is ‘G’, brother, dude.” Fine. Look. On May 21st, Steve Wilhite, inventor of the GIF file format won The Life Time Achievement Webby Award on May 21 for giving the gift of the […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, Abraham Washington, Basket Ball, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Closed Captioning, Dollar Man, Dribble, Entrance Ramp, Extreme Rules, fallout, fandango, Figure Skating Leaps, File Format, Frisbees, GIF, Gif File, Good God, Grock, Hogan, Injustice, Internet Term, Inventor, James Storm, Jinder, Jt, Kobe Bryant., LA Kings, Life Time Achievement, Marshall McLuhan, meme, Mickie Rourke, Mork, NXT, outrage, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, Preamble, pronunciation, Rae, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, rape joke, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Spork, steve austin, Steve Wilhite, Strawberry Yogurt, The Gordian Knot, The Medium is the Message, twitter, Whe, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 05/24/13Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away Show
May 18th, 2013 G Normally I end my intro blah’s with “hopping time” or some variation of such. Nope. Not so much this week. See, See? You killed him. Gravity wins again. It’s falling down time smarks, hit the link below. I get progressively angrier and jaded during this review. Maybe it’s just this week, maybe it’s not. The […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Beefaroni, Booker T, British Bulldog, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Wrestler, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Chef Boyardee, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Concussed, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disinterest, Dollar Man, Extreme Rules, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lucha Mask, Many Moons, Mark Henry, Meat Products, Mick Foley, Mickie Rourke, Miz Tv, Mork, Occassionally, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ravioli, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Rivals, Ryback, Smarks, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Team Canada, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tv Segment, wwe, Ziggler Comments Off on Smackdown 05/17/13: Extreme Rules Go Away ShowSmackdown 05/10/13
May 10th, 2013 G Well, here we are again. Friday. Smackdown. Ratings are slumping for all things wrestling, as they tend to do in the summer time (Except TNA, of course, their ratings never change). Things like NHL and NBA playoffs don’t help either. But since it’s too late to watch any games, I certainly have the time to […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Blood Stain, Booker T, Brain Matter, British Bulldog, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Canadian Wrestler, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Comic Strip, Commin, Crossbow, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dinner Tonight, Dollar Man, Dribble, Eet, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hungry Man Dinner, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Mickie Rourke, Montreal Canadiens, Mork, Mountie, NBA Playoffs, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, Quebecois, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Spork, St Louis Blues, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, Summer Time, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Team Canada, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Time Brian, TNA, Whizzes, Yoinks, Zombified Comments Off on Smackdown 05/10/13Smackdown 5/3/13
May 4th, 2013 G As I’m running a late today, no intro hooplah, jibbah jabbah, preambling. There shall be hopping however, and that’s your cue. more
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Animated Gif, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, charles barkley, cliche, CM Punk, Cue, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dazzler, Ears, Extreme Rules, Godzilla, Hogan, Hungry Man Dinner, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Left Eye, Mouths, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, Powermoves, randall keith orton, Renee, ribs, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Saying Nothing, Sd C, Segments, Shaq Fu, Shellshock, Steel Post, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Twist And Turn, Zeb Comments Off on Smackdown 5/3/13Smackdown 04/26/13
April 27th, 2013 G Hey! They’re in the U.K.! Also known as forced attempts to recreate the chants on RAW after WrestleMania 29 Land! YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! Has anyone else noticed they changed Fandango’s music and added crowd noise? I did. Let’s get to “entertainment you” of a show. Hopefully Shannon Moore makes a surprise return? Only one way to find […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ambrose, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Chants, charles barkley, CM Punk, Crowd Noise, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Deadman, del rio, Extreme Rules, fandango, hilarity, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Land Shark, Maam, Meltzer, Mystery Voice, Noose, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, seriousness, Shannon Moore, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Surprise Return, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Two Friends, Wrestlemania Comments Off on Smackdown 04/26/13Smackdown 04/19/13
April 20th, 2013 G YAY!!! Stuff goes here. Hopping time!
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, assholes, Basket Ball, Booker T, Boston Bombings, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, Dancing Girl, daniel bryan, del rio, Dingo, Dollar Man, Downfall, Dribble, Fake Fight, fandango, Frisbees, Grand Entrance, Grock, Healthy Diet, Hogan, Holy Shit, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Lilian Garcia, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Music Hits, Paul Heyman, Peaceful Life, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sexual Harassment Charges, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Those Guy Comments Off on Smackdown 04/19/13Smackdown 04/12/13
April 13th, 2013 G On RAW, the crowd made the difference for the show to be a winner, ultimately, which I suspect and hope will remain a tradition as the so-called “hardcore” smarks stick around for it. Will that many of them stick around for Smackdown? I’d like to think so… but this “thing” is still a new “thing.” […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Biggie Smalls, Bob Dylan, Booker T, Briefcase, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, burrito, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Coulter, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, Grock, Hogan, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kiddo, Krusty Burger, Last Monday, Mickie Rourke, mma, Mork, Narcolepsy, Next Card, Oilers, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, Public Apology, randall keith orton, Rap Battle, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Spaghetti, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Turban, World Heavyweight Champion, Wrestlemania, Ziggler Comments Off on Smackdown 04/12/13Smackdown 04/05/13: CLIP SHOW FOR ALL!
April 5th, 2013 G The only new content on this show was taped around RAW this week, and the rest will likely be all hype, zombie attacks and video packages towards Mania. Hence, this review should be really short. Probably like one jump. Not even hopping, just hop. Now get to it and click that hyperlink below… That’s what […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Articulation, Billy Kidman, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Caterer, charles barkley, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Double Shell, Epico, Flowchart, Food Taste, Hampshire England, Heyman, Hogan, Inxs, Jerry Lawler, john cena, Kane, Last Friday, Massages, Parsley, Paul Heyman, Personal Space, Play By Play, Playah, Puerto Rican Food, Punk, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, rock, Ryback, Shell Shock, super-soaker filled with motor oil, tag team match, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Undertaker, Video Packages, vince mcmahon, WrestleMania 29, Zombie Attacks Comments Off on Smackdown 04/05/13: CLIP SHOW FOR ALL!Smackdown 03/29/13
March 30th, 2013 G You would have thought that the WWE would have promoted the fact that the Rock was appearing on Smackdown tonight. Nope. They kind of forgot to do that. Yet they spoil other outcomes on the same program on their website. Weird. I mean it’s Smackdown, it’s not like we’re getting a surprise return or anything […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Announcer Guy, Attention Shoppers, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Candy Ass, Candy Bar, Cardiac Arrest, catch phrase, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Crack Addicts, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, Fruity Pebbles, Grock, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Loyal Customers, main event, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Mt Etna, Paul Heyman, Personal Ring, Pet Rocks, Play By Play, Pompeii, Race Cards, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spoiler Alert, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Surprise Return, Swagger, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Walmart, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 03/29/13
