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Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.
March 16th, 2013 
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Posted in Wrestling, WWE 
Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, abomination, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ancient Cave, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Cardiac Arrest, Cave Painting, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, fandango, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, James Storm, jerk, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Last Monday, Maddox, Mickie Rourke, Mork, New Age Outlaws, Papal Decision, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Red Button, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, Step 3, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Swagger, Tactical Armor, Team Omega, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, time machine, Utility Belts, White Smoke, Youtube 
Comments Off on Smackdown 03/15/13: You Probably Should’ve Watched This Episode, Jerk.Smackdown 03/08/13
March 9th, 2013 G Long week, and kind of a sad one. But no need to divulge in that crap, since Smackdown is on… and frankly, I’m tired and thereby, lazy. So grab some industrial sized springs, yeah those ones with the sharp ends. Jam them into the soles of your feet and proceed to turn them into your […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Arnez, Basket Ball, Bishoff, Blow Your Load, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Bwf, Calgary Alberta, Capac, Cardiac Arrest, Cesar Gracie, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Desi Arnez, Dirk Nowitzki, Dollar Man, Ectoplasm, fandango, Flo Rida, Frisbees, Grock, Haed, Hhh, Irish Immigrant, Jackie Gleason, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Johnny Gargano, Kane, Magic Eye, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Norton Antivirus, paul bearer, Paul Heyman, Radio Transmitter, randall keith orton, Randy Marsh, Randy Orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ring Apron, Ryback, Sad One, Slather, Soles Of Your Feet, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock Comments Off on Smackdown 03/08/13Smackdown 03/01/13. We’re Marching Through Georgia… (G-G-G-Georgia. I don’t give a damn where they are tonight, I love that Pavement song).
March 3rd, 2013 G Never underestimate The “Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence”. Alice of RWR knows what I’m talking about. So does J.T., Joe, and Jorge of BWF Radio. We’ll see you on Sunday for the podcast. Maybe even Alice will show up and make Jorge laugh? Until then, I decided to continue my streak of abusing my […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Ask Google, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Constructicons, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Deep Space 9, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, google, Grock, heavy weight champion, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Josh One, Kamala, Kane, Kevin Nash, Khali, Man On The Moon, Marching Through Georgia, Mickie Rourke, Miles O Brien, Mork, Paul Heyman, Picket Fence, Psycological, randall keith orton, Random Guy, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rwr, Ryback, Science Officer, Spork, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Transporter Chief, Tribbles, Unseen Power, Zack Gowan Comments Off on Smackdown 03/01/13. We’re Marching Through Georgia… (G-G-G-Georgia. I don’t give a damn where they are tonight, I love that Pavement song).Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire Episode
February 15th, 2013 G Well, here we are. One more PPV to get through until the final stretch before WrassleMunia. Good times, good times. To be honest, the card looks pretty solid, and I expect Sunday will deliver a solid show. As for Smackdown, this probably will a whole bunch of clip packages and filler. Perhaps one or two […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, BCS Championship, blue hell, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, chris jericho, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Crimson Tide, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, Duane Eddy, fandango, Final Stretch, Fozzy, Frisbees, Grock, Heroic Behavior, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Kanyon, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Nap Time, Orange Paint, Paul Heyman, Paul Wight, Play By Play, Ppv, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Sandbox, Screaming Bloody Murder, Second Watch, SmackDown, Snack Time, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Tow Truck Driver, University of Alabama mugging, Voiceover, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, y2j Comments Off on Smackdown 02/15/13: Kill it With Fire EpisodeSmackdown 02/08/13: This Card Looks “Turrible”
February 8th, 2013 G I’ve read the matches (non-spoiler version) ahead of time, and kill… me… now. This does not look good, people. There’s one or two on the card that look passable. But I must warn you, there will be much FFW content on this debacle. Unless you like immobile big guys that can’t really do anything in […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: 6 Million Dollar Man, ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Bagpipe, Basket Ball, Big Guys, Booker T, Brock Lesnar, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Deany, debacle, derp, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Fat Bastard, Frisbees, gimmick, Grock, Hornswoggle, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Jonathan Coachman, Kane, Live Studio Audience, Mickie Rourke, Mike Myers, Mork, Paul Heyman, Play By Play, randall keith orton, ric flair, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Right Down The Line, Ryback, Scott Hall, Skipping Time, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, super-soaker filled with motor oil, The Ghost of Teddy Long, the rock, Time Folks, Too many giant guys who can’t work and bore the living fuck out of G and I hope get future-endeavoured because we spell “Endeavour” with a “U” in Canada, Turban, wwe, Youtube Comments Off on Smackdown 02/08/13: This Card Looks “Turrible”Smackdown 02/01/13: For the IWC That Didn’t Commit Suicide On Sunday
February 2nd, 2013 G OH NO! THE ROYAL RUMBLE WAS PREDICTABLE!!?!? THE FUCK?!?!? IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE WWE HAS BEEN BUILDING UP STORIES FOR OVER A YEAR?!?!?!? Seriously, if you can’t accept the outcome, I have to call you out as not having watched wrestling during the Hogan/Macho Man Rock and Roll Wrestling era of the WWF. Just […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brick Layer, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dribble, Empire State, fandango, Frisbees, Frodo, Grock, Hi 5, Hogan, Iwc, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, Job Interview, john cena, Kane, Macho Man, Maltby, Man Rock, Mickie Rourke, Mordor, Mork, Oilers, outrage, Play By Play, Rake, randall keith orton, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rock And Roll, Royal Rumble, Ryback, Sal Herman, Sponge, Spork, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Turban, vince russo, Wtf, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 02/01/13: For the IWC That Didn’t Commit Suicide On SundaySmackdown 01/25/13: Dat Rumble Go Away Show
January 25th, 2013 G No need for some long drawn out intro to this review. This Sunday is the Royal Rumble, and everything of significance is well established. This episode should serve to do little else to maintain a holding pattern and replay all the build from previous episodes of RAW. But, hey, you never know. I might be […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Anger Management, Apartheid In South Africa, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, Dollar Man, Dribble, El Generico, Eyebrows, fandango, Forehead, Frisbees, Georges Laraque, Goofs, Grock, Hornswoggle, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Macdonald, Management College, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Natalya, Play By Play, Poor Man, Promos, randall keith orton, Randy Orto, Randy Orton, Raw Deal, Raw Deal Card Game, Replay, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Royal Rumble, Ryback, SmackDown, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Talent Agency, Venereal Diseases, Wade Barrett, Waxing Comments Off on Smackdown 01/25/13: Dat Rumble Go Away ShowSmackdown 01/18/12
January 18th, 2013 G Did you buy the replay? Yes? Why? This shit’s free. Now armed with a functional PVR, I can resume my normal routine watching while I review without stumbling around looking for the streams. Don’t cross the streams. If you slip, you might get wet. Why would you try and anger water flowing, anyways? You’re just […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, AJ Styles, Alberto Del Rio, Apartheid In South Africa, Best Buddies, Biggie Smalls, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Calgary Alberta, Champi, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Dollar Man, fandango, Free Style, Frisbees, Grand Theft Auto, Great Friends, Grock, Hoodie, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Mariachi Band, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Own Car, Play By Play, Pvr, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Raw Deal Card Game, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, SmackDown, Space Age, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, t cross, Time Folks, White Suit, Winning The Title, Worlds Tallest Midget Comments Off on Smackdown 01/18/12Smackdown 1/11/13: WWE Once Again Spoils Their Own Show
January 12th, 2013 G What could happen on Smackdown tonight? Best to keep everyone in the dark, right? I mean, god forbit the outcome of a title match would be leaked on the dirt sheets, let alone on the WWE.com website itself. Seriously, right? That would be completely self-defeating and retarded. So clearly Alberto Del Rio didn’t win the […]
Posted in Wrestling, WWE Tags: ADR, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, Basket Ball, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Burlap Sack, Calgary Alberta, Champion Show, charles barkley, Closed Captioning, CM Punk, Conspiracy, Damien Sandow, daniel bryan, del rio, Disbelief, Dollar Man, Dribble, fandango, Frisbees, GM, Goldman, Grock, Irish Heroes, James Storm, Jerry Lawler, Jimbo, Jinder, john cena, Kane, Load Time, Lock And Load, Mickie Rourke, Mork, Play By Play, Rake, randall keith orton, Randy Orton, Rash, Ric-Rod, Ricardo Rodriguez, Ryback, Spoils, Spork, steve austin, Strawberry Yogurt, super-soaker filled with motor oil, Team Alpha, Time Boys, Turban, wrasslin’, wwe Comments Off on Smackdown 1/11/13: WWE Once Again Spoils Their Own Show
Smackdown 02/22/13: Wednesday Drivers!
Obviously with Jack Swagger getting a DUI for smoking marijuana and driving erratically on Wednesday, the impact of said offense will not be reflected on tonight’s Smackdown. It will, however, leave one to speculate on whether this is the last time we see Jack Swagger and Zeb… potentially ever. So let’s all put on our […]